The Orange Prolapse has a couple of nicknames for the former FBI Director James Comey...
I’d like to thank Kash Patel, and the outstanding members of the FBI, for their brilliant work on the recent Indictment of the Worst FBI Director in the History of our Country, James “Dirty Cop” Comey. The level of enthusiasm by the FBI was incredible, but only caused by the fact that they knew Comey for what he is, and was, a total SLIMEBALL! Again, thank you to the FBI and, specifically, those that worked on this case with U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan, and the DOJ. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
"Dirty Cop" & "SLIMEBALL."
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth and Cadet Bone Spurs will be hosting a rare meeting of admirals and generals at Quantico tomorrow.
Hegseth summoned hundreds of top military brass from all corners of the globe.
Anal Breath Hegseth plans to focus his unnecessarily expensive pep talk/motivational speech on themes of courage, valor, and of course, loyalty to the Commander-in-Thief.
Trump's gonna follow it up with themes of love and appreciation. And almost certainly mention how it might be ultimately necessary to use our great soldiers and finest weaponry to focus on the REAL threat. The looters, the protestors, the media leakers, the radical left and Antifa. The Orange Prolapse is hoping for bloodshed in hopes of triggering his "version" of a second Civil War. Trump wants to create a black swan attack on U.S. troops in order to justify their presence in the streets. Hey, quite the paradox. It' a lot like which came first --- the chicken or the egg.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Trump knows that his entire legacy will be that of a clown... unless he's able to maximize as much suffering, humiliation, fear, terror, misery, and death on as many of his perceived enemies as is humanly possible. Stephen Miller explained all this to him. After all, the words "evil" and "clown" tend to be mutually exclusive. If you're viewed or termed as evil, nobody's gonna label you a clown.
Hell, a civil war would make for a decent distraction from the Epstein files as well. This... is the current state of the U.S.A. This is where we're at n'at. Stay tuned.
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| Hegseth gets today's Golden Toilet Award. Congratulations! |
Anyhoo, this parody's about James Comey.
SLIMEBALL
sonofsaf
Ooh, ooh
Ah, Slimeball ooh, ooh
Slimeball, ooh
(Trump’s a clown)
Donald’s a piece of shit the Bozo of all clowns
(Trump’s a clown)
The Orange Prolapse is a syndrome of the down
Comey slimeball
Shitty slimeball
An utter disgrace
Agent orange blackface
Ooh, ooh
Ah, slimeball ooh, ooh
Slimeball, ooh
(Fag slimeball)
Forty-seven has tiny mushroom morning wood
(Morning wood)
Why did Stormy D. fuck and suck on his manhood
Comey slimeball
What a slimeball
Had a job to blow
No regret shitshow
Ooh ooh
Ah, slimeball
Ivanka Kushner’s a retard
Oh, slimeball, ooh
Oh, slimeball, ooh
Rag Doll
The Four Seasons
Ooh, ooh
Ah, Rag doll ooh, ooh
Rag doll, ooh
(Hand me down)
When she was just a kid her clothes were hand-me-downs
(Hand me down)
They always laughed at her when she came into town
Called her Rag Doll
Little Rag Doll
Such a pretty face
Should be dressed in lace
Ooh, ooh
Ah, Rag doll ooh, ooh
Rag doll, ooh
(Shag rag doll)
I'd change her sad rags into glad rags if I could
(If I could)
My folks won't let me cause they say that she's no good
She's a rag doll
Such a rag doll
Though I love her so
I can't let her know
Ooh ooh
Ah, Rag doll
I love you just the way you are
Oh, Rag Doll, ooh
Oh, Rag Doll, ooh
From 1964 to the present, Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons "Vivalvi'd" the Burgh a grand total of 15 times. Never seen 'em.
Valli played the role of Rusty Millio a/k/a the "Mayor of Munchkinland" on the Sopranos.
Well, until he got whacked.
Some of my favorite Sopranos moments were the cameos. Particularly at the executive card game. Lawrence Taylor, David Lee Roth, Frank Sinatra Jr., etc.
Not to mention the malapropisms.
"The sacred and the propane"... Little Carmine
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