Sunday, September 14, 2025

#3454. Russ Diamond

Pennsylvania legislator Russ Diamond just proposed a national holiday for Charlie Kirk.

 

I'm proposing a national day of unity called "Dump Day" commemorating the birth of the Orange Prolapse (6-14-46).





Former NRA President Wayne LaPierre is advocating for a Tyler Robinson Day.

 

Spotted near Acrisure Stadium.  Seahawks beat the Steelers today 31-17.  

 

Speaking of "days," I thought today might see a dominipede (domino stampede of 9 NFL stadiums and 10 MLB stadiums).  Apparently I was incorrect.  As far as I can tell, no such event transpired.  The decentralized AI-driven catastrophe, one that would make 9/11 look like a kindergarten bake sale, will likely be postponed until next year.  

Hint #1: 9-13-26 around 3pm

Hint #2: 25th Anniversary of 9/11.



 

Russ Diamond
sonofsaf

Trump trick or treat ain’t forgiving
Tiny Mushroom ain’t fun
Any wonder he’s scum
Bullshit

Trump trick or treat ain’t forgiving
Tiny Mushroom ain’t fun
The Lake of Tahoe ain’t BeBest
Any wonder he’s scum

Screw, Russ Diamond
Screw, Russ Diamond

Trump’s toilet stall is so shitty
Ivanka Kushner’s a Jew (ooh fuck you)
An itty bitty committee
Some tits and incest for you, shitshow 

Screw, Russ Diamond
Screw, Russ Diamond

Trump trick or treat ain’t forgiving
Tiny Mushroom ain’t fun (ooh fuck you)
The Lake of Tahoe ain’t BeBest
Any wonder he’s scum

Screw, Russ Diamond, meh
Screw, Russ Diamond 

 

Black Diamond
Kiss

Out on the street for a living
Picture's only begun (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Got you under their thumb
Hit it

Out on the streets for a living
Picture's only begun
Your day is sorrow and madness
Got you under their thumb

Whoo, black diamond
Whoo, black diamond

Darkness will fall on the city
It seems to follow you too (ooh-ooh-ooh)
And though you don't ask for pity
There's nothing that you can do, no, no

Whoo, black diamond
Whoo, black diamond

Out on the streets for a living
Picture's only begun (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Your day is sorrow and madness
Got you under their thumb

Whoo, black diamond, yeah
Whoo, black diamond



 

My third parody of the Kiss classic.  Probably my favorite Kiss tune.  Mostly due to the decreased emphasis on Paul's chest hair and Gene's face. 

#1280.  King Diamond

#1666.  Black Diamond

#3454.  Russ Diamond

Honorable mention:  Detroit Rock City

Kiss:

3-27-97, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV
5-26-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-4-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
12-13-09, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
7-29-10, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-2-12, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-24-14, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-26-16, Covelli Centre, Youngstown, OH
3-30-19, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-13-21, The Pavilion at Star Lake, Burgettstown, PA


The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)


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