#3434. Laura Loomer

If Donald Trump wants to rename the United States Department of Defense as "The Department of War"... 

well, I think we must rebrand Acrisure Stadium as Acrid Turd Stadium.  

Also, we should rebrand Trump's historical presidency as the "Chronological Reign of the Orange Prolapse."  Hey, it's the age of colonic despair and furious inflammation.

In other news, White House consultant Laura Loomer's lookin' good.

The essence of "transitioning"... into a clown.

You can take the fast food out of the drive thru but you can't take the clown out of McDonald's. 

Laura Loomer
sonofsaf

MAGA loves Laura Loomer
She’s a piece of shit
Orange Prolapse smelling
Zero ass regret

Fear the Stormy flood
Donald’s flood of blood
Melania Trump’s menopause 
Kushner’s a Jew

Trumpin’ MAGA
Dumpin’s gonna smell
Tiny mushroom ain’t very long
Tahoe’s the Lake of hell

Headin’ off to hell

There was an insurrection
Dick’s absurd his tiny bone
The security from a Cos-dork
Kristi Lynn Noem

Ivanka Kushner is a fucking cunt
Thin liar of fattest disdain
MAGA Trumpers are all insane

Trumpin’ MAGA
Dumpin’s gonna smell
Tiny mushroom ain’t very long
Tahoe’s the Lake of hell

Headin’ off to hell
MAGA loves Laura Loomer

Sense Of Humor
Daniel Johnston

There is a sense of humor
Way beyond friendship
And there no telling
How cruel love can get

Tears that drip like blood
Hearts that beat, "thud, thud"
And now it's all over because
She is untrue

Hold on Ma Ma
Crying to yourself
Tomorrow is already gone
You know you need some help

You could use some help

There is a situation
That occurs in the unknown
You may be afraid in the comfort
Of your own home

No one to love you for the things you've done
Flat tire down memory lane
All the people laughing so sane

Hold on Ma Ma
Crying to yourself
Tomorrow is already gone
You know you need some help

You could use some help
There is a sense of humor

 

This tune is "relatively listenable."  Has a Weenish Weezer feel to it.

Daniel Johnston played the Burgh twice.  

Once at The Upstage in 2001.  The other time at the Rex Theatre in 2003.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

 

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