The Orange Prolapse's Visa immigration card, better known as The Golden Trump Card, has officially launched.
It was supposed to offer expedited U.S. citizenship at a cost of 5 million dollars . But the administration had to drop the price tag by 80% when they realized that nobody was gonna purchase the damn thing. Now it's available for just a mere million bucks. What a bargain!
From what I understand, if you purchase one of these cards, you also get a generous discount on a wide variety of Trump merch (ballcaps, t-shirts, sneakers, holy bibles, hand-cake cream, Ivermectin, etc). Personally speaking, I wouldn't mind shitting on a golden toilet.
Dare to dream... n'at.
Trump Gold Card
sonofsaf
Forty-seven sucks when in bed
His mushroom’s in the White House
The Orange Prolapse is gay and a fool
Asshole opening up wide for a load
Slovenian Euro-trash wife
Jared Kushner screams “Ivanka’s a Jew!”
A kosher creep from the farthest right
He’s always fucked up, always fucked up
Forty-five sure sucks when in bed
But Donald Trump we must defend
The First Lady his wife is crap
His First Lady is a fuckin’ cunt
Cop Graveyard
Teen Suicide
They said i was fucked in the head
And dragged me out of my house
Later on on the way to your school
Left my body on the side of the road
Now you've come back into my life
It's like all the dreams i had have come true
I fell asleep in my car one night
And never woke up, never woke up
You said i was fucked in the head
I'll never leave my bed again
I'm not made for the life i have
I never meant to hurt anyone
From 2016 to the present, Teen Suicide committed itself to the Burgh a grand total of 3 times. Never heard of 'em.
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