A couple days ago, Nebraska Republican Don Bacon offered up some rare criticism directed towards Donald Trump. Following the assassination of Charlie Kirk, Bacon thought it would be "a good opportunity" for the President to try and unify the country. As opposed to ramping up the rhetoric and leaning into the predictable themes of hatred and division.
Uh yeah, good luck with that.
You gotta wonder how this midwest career politician summoned the requisite courage to go on CNN and "grill" the Orange Prolapse. Such courage with even a hint of temerity!
Oh yeah, Bacon's retiring at the end of his term.
So let's give both Donalds some Dumps. Two for Trump.
And two for Bacon.
In my early 20's, I used to eat turkey bacon. It took me a few years to eventually come to the realization that turkey bacon sucks. Seriously, what's the point?
Congressman Don Bacon
sonofsaf
Congressman Don Bacon,
All the news deep fakes
BeBest Trumpin’ Dumpin’
Trump sells the well done steaks
Inbred Trumpin’ Dumpin’
Tiny mushroom’s obscene
Fat Trump Tower basket case,
Lake Tahoe his wet dream
Fuckin’ whore Trumpin’ Dumpin’,
Donald Trump’s the worst
More shit Trumpin’ Dumpin’,
The First Lady’s worst
Bringing Home The Bacon
Procol Harum
Bringing home the bacon,
tender juicy steaks
Breast-fed baby dumpling
gobbling up the cakes
Milk-fed baby dumpling,
slobbering, goo-faced, mean
Wet-nursed sour purse spot face,
blubbering in the cream
Emperor baby dumpling,
loaded, bloated curse
Mighty baby dumpling,
stuffing 'til he bursts
From 1971 to 2012, Procol Harum came to the Burgh a grand total of 8 times. Never seen 'em.
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