#3458. Blow Dana White

The Orange Prolapse is upset with the Wall Street Journal.  

So naturally, he's suing them for 15 billion dollars.  That's what a normal human being would do.

Today, I have the Great Honor of bringing a $15 Billion Dollar Defamation and Libel Lawsuit against The New York Times, one of the worst and most degenerate newspapers in the History of our Country, becoming a virtual “mouthpiece” for the Radical Left Democrat Party. I view it as the single largest illegal Campaign contribution, EVER. Their Endorsement of Kamala Harris was actually put dead center on the front page of The New York Times, something heretofore UNHEARD OF! The “Times” has engaged in a decades long method of lying about your Favorite President (ME!), my family, business, the America First Movement, MAGA, and our Nation as a whole. I am PROUD to hold this once respected “rag” responsible, as we are doing with the Fake News Networks such as our successful litigation against George Slopadopoulos/ABC/Disney, and 60 Minutes/CBS/Paramount, who knew that they were falsely “smearing” me through a highly sophisticated system of document and visual alteration, which was, in effect, a malicious form of defamation, and thus, settled for record amounts. They practiced this longterm INTENT and pattern of abuse, which is both unacceptable and illegal. The New York Times has been allowed to freely lie, smear, and defame me for far too long, and that stops, NOW! The suit is being brought in the Great State of Florida. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Big Balls?

Smooshed shit?

  

Quite the diatribe, eh?  I would encourage Trump to file a libel and defamation suit against your favorite song parody writer (ME!).  If his administration wants to delineate the boundaries of exactly what constitutes free speech vs. hate speech... I would be a vastly superior target.  The only problem would be the sheer volume of time, effort, and discovery it would take to sift through each and every one of my song parodies.  Not to mention my wireless technology and public safety concerns.

In other news, I'm officially declaring that ALL port-a-jons across the nation be correctly referred to as "Trumper Dumpers."  Let's get to work!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

 

Blow Dana White
sonofsaf

Blow Dana White that mother fucker is for sale
Orange Prolapse display is beyond the pale,
Blow Dana White lust is a seven deadly sin
Asshole of a crack as it breaks some wind.
Trump wears Depends it’s no lie 
Mushroom cock tiny fun
Forty-five piece of shit, Forty-seven’s a cunt
Blow Dana White and gargle with cum as you sing
Trump flags are unfurled for the MAGA king

 

Go Fly A Kite
Bing Crosby

Go fly a kite and tie your troubles to the tail 
They'll be blown away by a merry gale, 
Go fly a kite and toss your worries to the wind 
And they won't come back, they'll be too chagrined. 
Go on make friends with the sky 
Have a talk with the sun 
It's the bright way to live, if you'll pardon the pun 
Go fly a kite and you'll imagine you're a king 
Cause you've got your world on a piece of string

Bada Bing Crosby passed away in 1977.  To the best of my knowledge, he never performed in the Burgh.

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#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

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#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

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#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

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#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

#3458.  Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)

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