#3482. Prosecutor Halligan

The following parody's about the latest, cultist and cuntist, Orange Prolapse devotee... 

Acting U.S. Attorney for the Eastern District of Virginia.  Lindsey Halligan!  

Dedicated to Mason.  

Let us always leave our door ajar.  

This t-shit has seen better days.

This prestigious Golden Toilet Award goes out to the highly respected and talented Lindsey Halligan. 

Steelers are in Dublin tomorrow morning.  Croke ain't no joke!

Prosecutor Halligan is also deserving of this seemingly benign O.P. Award.  You down wit OPP?  

Spotted outside the PNC Park Executive Office.  The Pirates season ends tomorrow.  Strong potential for a dominipede around 3pm.  Big bang for your buck. 

Now that... is a solid investment on Forbes!  Difficult to speculate, butt that "seemingly random" cigarette butt, seems a bit deliberate.  And just for the record, I quit smoking back in 2000.  25 years cold turkey!

 

 

Prosecutor Halligan
sonofsaf

Clown is an asshat, whore and, penis softcore without
A plan, tossed in the salad of a lion’s den
All the impeachments and admonishments, Big Mac sandwich, dick smaller
Bankrupt a bitcoin zero or K$H dollar

Big Mac Quarter Pounding baller, wannabe baller
Donald Trump’s barber used Filet ‘O Fish tartar
Lake Tahoe Moses parter
Lake Tahoe stormy martyr
So obscene, McDonald’s has a golden toilet farter

And JFK files saved left Jeff Epstein broken-hearted 
Melania she shaves, her golden flower is fucked up
Trump lied, he is not the fucking king of eat, pray, and love
That mother fucker would re-nig, (on) a Negro kick-starter  

Stormy D. never came, or squirted in disdain
‘Cause a pornographer’s shit, Orange Prolapse stain
Stuck a dildo in his asshole, ahead of his big campaign
‘Cause The Donald is insane, and he’s mentally profane

McDonald Quarter Pound’s, inbred, with a coup d’etat plan
Launched an insurrection Trump’s an evangelical fan
“All of MAGA nation, no regret unless there’s fame, and
Unfurled MAGA flags to blame.  Such a shame, and”

Prosecutor Halligan
Her name is Lindsey Hamilton
‘Cause she’s a piece of shit and fuckin’ cunt
Full of hate, full of hate…

Prosecutor Halligan (Prosecutor Halligan)
Jared Kushner is a fucking Jew (Kushner is a fucking Jew)
A tiny mushroom clown
The insurrection was a crime
Oh, Prosecutor Halligan (Prosecutor Halligan)
‘Cause Mar-a-Lago shits on you
Job to blow Horseface is to blame
Job to blow Orange Prolapse nickname
Unfurled MAGA flags are our shame, oh

The shitting golden toilet clown
Orange Cheetoh pseudonym
(Full of hate)
A bastard insolent*
Mushroom his fuckin’ scrotum
And colonoscopy his prep
Mar-a-Lago sink or swim

She’s a piece of shit and fuckin’ cunt
So full of hate

Twat fisherman
Prosecutor Halligan

 

Alexander Hamilton
Hamilton

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a
Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten
Spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor
Grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

The ten-dollar Founding Father without a father
Got a lot FARTHER by working a lot HARDER
By being a lot smarter
By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted
Away across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter

Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain

Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man"
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
"Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and
The world's gonna know your name. What's your name, man?"

Alexander Hamilton
My name is Alexander Hamilton
And there's a million things I haven't done
Just you wait, just you wait...

Alexander Hamilton (Alexander Hamilton)
We are waiting in the wings for you (waiting in the wings for you)
You could never back down
You never learned to take your time!
Oh, Alexander Hamilton (Alexander Hamilton)
When America sings for you
Will they know what you overcame?
Will they know you rewrote the game?
The world will never be the same, oh

The ship is in the harbor now
See if you can spot him 
(Just you wait)
Another immigrant
Comin' up from the bottom
His enemies destroyed his rep
America forgot him

There's a million things I haven't done
But just you wait!

What's your name, man?
Alexander Hamilton! 

Challenging, stilted lyrics.  Perhaps one day, when I'm chained to a black site basement wall in the former Yugoslavia, I'll tweak it a bit.  I'm pretty certain my dungeon masters won't mind a 'lil creative writing n'at.

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#3482.  Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton) 

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