The Orange Prolapse just proclaimed that he will posthumously present MAGA sensation Charlie Kirk with the Presidential Medal of Freedom Award.
In a similar vain, I have decided to present the late Kirk with a "Make America Grate Again" Award.
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| PNC Park. C'mon Bob! Sell the team. |
Or maybe a "Golden Toilet" Award.
Or maybe some consolation gifts from Wheel of Misfortune.
How about a couple Jeffrey Epstein participation trophies?
Sorry Charlie.
Charlie Kirk
sonofsaf
Trump retard
Gettin’ laid by Stormy D.
Blow job softcore pornography
In Tahoe but not D.C.
Tiny mushroom is a cummin’
Donald’s an Orange Prolapse clown
Coup’s a crime and so is fuckin’
Big Mac ain’t no Quarter Pound
[Chorus:]
It’s not cool to die like Charlie Kirk
Fuck yeah
Yinz was shot in the neck Charlie Kirk
Hardcore
It’s not cool to die like Charlie Kirk
Fuck yeah
Fight for MAGA
Little cock Proud Boys adore
Jewish men take all your money
Jared Kushner is a whore
Trump’s an asshole on the border
Illegals are to blame
Stormy D.’s a horseface fucker
Regardless she never came
[Chorus]
Dirty Work
Steely Dan
Times are hard
You're afraid to pay the fee
So you find yourself somebody
Who can do the job for free
When you need a bit of lovin'
Cause your man is out of town
That's the time you get me runnin'
And you know I'll be around
[Chorus:]
I'm a fool to do your dirty work
Oh yeah
I don't wanna do your dirty work
No more
I'm a fool to do your dirty work
Oh yeah
Light the candle
Put the lock upon the door
You have sent the maid home early
Like a thousand times before
Like the castle in its corner
In a medieval game
I foresee terrible trouble
And I stay here just the same
[Chorus]
My third parody of Dirty Work of the Stealie Dan classic.
#752. Captain Kirk
#1509. Cindy Kirk
#3447. Charlie Kirk
From 1974 to the present, Steely Dan has Aja'd the Burgh a grand total of 9 times.
Steely Dan:
7-2-00, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
8-30-06, Post Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
7-7-16, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
10-8-18, Heinz Hall, Pittsburgh, PA
11-22-21, Benedum Center, Pittsburgh, PA
The Big Lie 100:
#3412. Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)
#3413. Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)
#3414. Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)
#3415. Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart)
#3416. Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)
#3417. Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)
#3418. Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)
#3419. Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)
#3420. Gor (War --- Son Lux)
#3421. Gor (War --- The Exploited)
#3422. Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)
#3423. Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)
#3424. Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)
#3425. Gor (War --- The Cardigans)
#3426. O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)
#3427. Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)
#3428. Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)
#3429. Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)
#3430. Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)
#3431. Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)
#3432. Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)
#3433. Trump (Plump --- Hole)
#3434. Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)
#3435. Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)
#3436. Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)
#3437. Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)
#3438. Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)
#3439. Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)
#3440. White (Night --- Judy Collins)
#3441. Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)
#3442. Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)
#3443. White (Fight --- The Cure)
#3444. Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#3445. Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)
#3446. Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)
#3447. Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)
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