I wrote about the Republican debate. So I might as well offer some thoughts on the Democrats. I'll keep it simple and just proffer a blathering of adjectives.
Lincoln Chafee --- sheepish, disjointed, unpolished, Aspergers, frantic, awkward, aloof, erratic, out-of-place
Jim Webb --- honorable, whiny, distant, confusingly hurried, coneheaded, stilted, numb-skulled, boorish
Bernie Sanders --- frank, forceful, gesticulative, mild chutzpah, naturally aggravated, reasonable, practical, honest
Martin O'Malley --- principled, small, irrelevant, scripted, cautiously predictable
Hillary Clinton --- focused, steady, strong, tempered, consistent, measured spontaneity
I also came up with a title for my new book. It's about tickets.