#3455. Tyrus

The Orange Prolapse speaks very highly of George "Tyrus" Murdoch.

It was my Great Honor to write the Foreword for George “Tyrus” Murdoch’s (Is he related to Rupert Murdoch?) new Book, “WHAT IT IS, AMERICA.” 

 

I have been fortunate in getting to know Tyrus, and he is a very smart and talented guy — And also a very good man. Throughout his career in Professional Wrestling and Television, he has earned the respect and admiration of millions. While Late Night Television Ratings have rapidly declined for others, Tyrus, working with the incredible Greg Gutfeld, and a group of wonderful people, have created something very special — A Late Night Show that is destroying Traditional Late Night Television, and the Radical Left who preside over it, in TV Ratings and beyond. Tyrus, using his iconic Wit, Humor, and Charm, to target the Deranged Trump Haters, and their joyless campaign against the American Way of Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness, is a STAR. He became famous for saying, long before the Election, “Why we are talking about the 2024 Presidential Election? It’s OVER. TRUMP is going to win, and everyone knows it. It’s a waste of time to talk about it. They’re not going to beat him, and they never will.” I used to laugh when I heard it, but he was right. In his wonderful new Book, Tyrus tells the true story of the 2024 Presidential Election, with his own unique insights, strongly rooted in Common Sense and Love for our Country. This Book is fantastic — Enjoy!

In the Burgh, we yinzers speak very highly of Trump Dumps... and all the fixins.

 

 

 

Tyrus
sonofsaf

So why’s Ivanka Kushner a dumb Jew?
Job to blow, stop the steal, god damn clown
Forty-five, Forty-seven they’re both so ugly
‘Cause The Donald’s a syndrome of down

Insurrection Proud Boys will foment
Insurrection Euro-trash wife
George Tyrus Murdoch’s bending over
Why is his asshole pissing Bud Light?

Donald’s flags are unfurled for Stormy
His tiny dick has mushroom demand 
Trump’s not a king Lake Tahoe’s spoken
Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam

MAGA delightful queers will be cuming
Wore a bone spurs cunt douchebag disguise
A silicon meal from her boobies
Yeah, Stormy’s gonna show her sex drive

Donald’s flags are unfurled for Stormy
His tiny dick has mushroom demand 
Trump’s not a king Lake Tahoe’s spoken
Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam

Donald’s flags are unfurled for Stormy
His tiny dick has mushroom demand 
Trump’s not a king Lake Tahoe’s spoken
Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam

Donald’s flags are unfurled for Stormy
His tiny dick has mushroom demand 
Trump’s not a king Lake Tahoe’s spoken
Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam

Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam
Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam
Jared’s a Jew shitshow and a scam

 

Iris
Goo Goo Dolls

And I'd give up forever to touch you
'Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't wanna go home right now

And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
When sooner or later it's over
I just don't wanna miss you tonight

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am

I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am
I just want you to know who I am

  

I totally despise this song.  With all my heart, and all my soul, with all my mind and strength. 

From 1988 to the present, the Goo Goo Dolls have played the Burgh an impressive 25 times.

 

Now that... is far too much Goo.  Never seen 'em.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

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