Gigi and I went to see The Big Short last weekend. I highly recommend it.
It was our inaugural trip to the AMC Loews Waterfront Cinemas. The venue itself is spectacular. Kind of a monster movie mega-plex. Located in Homestead, you can almost imagine Godzilla emerging outta the Mon and making his way to the Southside. Stomping on drunken college kids and devouring the disc-lobed, tatted freaks.
Big Short, featuring our mutual hero Steve Carrell, basically documents the sub-prime mortgage bundling debacle of 2008 which precipitated an extreme market crash and the public bailout of the big banks. The entire financial sector got pummeled. Trillions in market cap vanished. Pensions were annihilated. People lost their homes, life savings, etc. And the entire country spiraled into an economic depression. No big deal really.
Afterward, we had some sushi at Yokoso, a mid-scale Japanese steakhouse, and talked about the two major human emotions that fundamentally guide the markets. They are, drum roll please... fear and greed. If you ever need a quickie definition for capitalism, that's a pretty good one. The balance struck between fear and greed.
Back to the movie. Nobody in government or on Wall Street could fathom the implosion of the entire housing industry. Why? Because everyone was sucking at the proverbial mortgage teat. After all, the multi-trillion dollar housing market is the backbone of the American economy. To hedge your bets against it would be like wagering on Fidel Castro during the Cuban Missile Crisis.
But like all monetary bubbles, it eventually burst. It all came crashing down. Everyone had over-extended themselves on worthless piles of paper shit. My father's basement poker group comes to mind. When a player was dealt a bad hand, they'd often lash out, "You deal like a man with a paper asshole!"
I've witnessed a few market sector bubbles in my time. Biotech and internet start-ups come to mind. Like I said, they're all grounded in greed. Hell, why be fearful when the money's pouring in and everybody's celebrating like their team just made the playoffs and is marching towards the Super Bowl?
Throughout the entire movie, I kept getting this sense of deja-vu. Like I was experiencing their trials and tribulations vicariously. Guess what? It's true. No, I'm not some billionaire hedge fund manager. But I do spearhead an organization that pits me in direct opposition to the NFL, NCAA, MLB, NASCAR, NHL and the NBA. What the hell, I'll even throw in Major League Soccer. And oh yeah, I'm also trying to ignite a confrontation with the federal government (legislative, executive, judicial branches and all the applicable agencies DHS, FBI, FCC, etc.).
I typically provide an explanation. For now... all you get is the link. Let's just say that NOBODY has the guts to take me on. Artificially Generated Stampede Awareness Foundation
that if they're in a large, confined crowd and receive an evacuation order and/or panic-inducing information from their cell phone or mobile device...
it's almost certainly a malicious hoax designed to create an artificially generated stampede.
As I see it, here are the 3 major similarities applicable to the AGSAF mission statement and the bank/insurance/brokerage meltdown of 2008.
1. Lack of trading instruments
When the key characters in the movie wanted to short the housing market, they quickly realized it was impossible. There weren't any readily available "instruments" to carry out the margin strategy because the concept was "unheard of." This brand of credit default swaps wasn't available. They basically had to create them. Largely, because such an action had never been executed in the past. Hey, if every segment of the industry always gets an "A" rating... if the full weight of the federal government always has their back... if the entire business model has always been considered "safe, sound and secure"... who would be foolish enough to bet against it?
If you want to invest against the NFL, there's really no way to do it. I suppose you could dance around the edges. Since they have a considerable stake in the all-inclusive game day package, you might consider a margin play with DirecTV. But how effective could that possibly be? You might be able to bet against a single franchise, like say, if you knew the city of Detroit was going into mega-default, super-bankruptcy, as opposed to just being bankrupt. But the Lions ownership, despite their perpetual losing record and shoddy management, still rake in generous profits. And there's just no way to invest against stadium construction. You can protest and picket I suppose, but if things really get out of hand, the NFL and major city governments will squash you like a bug.
Roger Goodell is publicly on record stating that he expects the NFL to increase its revenue from 10 billion to 25 billion by 2027. Not too shabby! The NFL might experience some minor setbacks from time to time (isolated scandals, teams relocating, attendance drop-offs, various lawsuits, etc.). But all in all, it's somehow immune to the private sector laws of supply and demand. I guess the fundamental laws of Economics 101 don't apply so much. Does this make sense?
In the movie, all these powerful CEOs (Goldman Sachs, Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, etc.) never saw the crash coming. Why? Because they fell prey to their own hubris. All of them were surrounded by sychophants as the money kept pouring in. The tiered mortgage structure went out the window. Every loan became doable. No money down? No problem. We'll just make it a variable interest rate instead of a fixed. Temporarily unemployed? No W-2? Don't sweat it. We'll just label you as self-employed. Can't do 20% down? No problem, we'll let you put down 5%. Income verification? Who gives a shit. Not a legal citizen? We'll get your dog Fido to cosign.
My point --- nobody got turned down.
Now if you ever needed a definition of hubris, look no further than the NFL. Every owner is a billionaire. 30 of them are multi-billionites. With a net worth of 18 billion, Paul Allen (Seahawks owner, co-Microsoft founder) makes them all look like paupers. Go Hawks. Other than anonymous internet bloggers, do you think anybody has the audacity to challenge this select group of people. Uhh, no.
The NFL is the ultimate adult playground. The bullies that run the show don't like being told what to do. And money ALWAYS takes precedence. Just look at Stan (the 2nd wealthiest owner) Kroenke's move to Los Angeles and the new stadium in Inglewood, CA (2019). The city of St. Louis never stood a chance.
3. WILLFUL or DELIBERATE IGNORANCE
Leading up to the financial devastation, Wall Street and the federal government didn't want to challenge the status quo. They had nothing to gain and everything to lose --- a very dangerous combination. Just ask Mr. Miyagi of Karate Kid fame. Must have balance.
Nobody currently has a vested interest in solving the NFL's problem (outdated emergency stadium evacuation protocol). Why? Because it's counter-intuitive to all the money rolling in. It's a voluntary admission that a venue COULD be unsafe. This further manifests itself through issues of plausible deniability and hypothetical litigation. In a word... MONEY.
The theory that nobody will ever test this dynamic is absurd. Eventually, someone will execute the modern, technological equivalent of shouting FIRE in a crowded theater. Whether or not they're successful is NOT the issue. You need to acknowledge the problem and devise a contingency plan. In this case, it's simple. JUST TELL PEOPLE THE TRUTH. It doesn't cost anything. In a word... FREE.
Because if this actor knows what they're doing (wireless carrier hack, opt-in notification abuse, spam, spoofed emails, bulk texting, reverse 911 manipulation, social media saturation, targeting of local news, Stingray technology, viral blitzkrieg a/k/a infobomb, Miniature Hero, Badger, or any combination thereof)... it could very well be a "lights out" scenario... also known as a DOMINIPEDE.
Everyday, I spam the NFL and various presidential candidates. Although most of the feedback is negative, I consider it time well spent. Here's the message I use for every NFL team's facebook page. We'll use the heroic Rams owner for an example...
STAN KROENKE --- Our troops protect and defend your lavish, multi-billion dollar lifestyle. If you have the moral courage to publicly acknowledge my concerns, I'll make a $2,500 donation to the Wounded Warrior Project (on your behalf). You don't even have to attempt an answer. Just raise the issue.
Every NFL stadium has 50,000 - 100,000 active wireless devices capable of receiving real-time, false information. Shouldn't the NFL explicitly warn its fans that official emergency evacuation orders would NEVER be delivered via their personal cell phones?
Reason being, if something like this were to happen... it's almost certainly a malicious hoax designed to create an "artificially generated stampede." Hint: Legit evac orders come from the public address system in tandem with the video monitors. NOT CELL PHONES. agsaf.org/the-nfls-dirty-little-secret-2
The federal government and private industry won't go anywhere near this cyber-security threat... unless there's a tragedy first. Just some common sense, public safety info that nobody's allowed to talk about.
The following teams have blocked me for posting this question (Steelers, Bengals, Raiders, Seahawks, Panthers, Eagles, Texans, Saints, Titans). What team will be next?
If you support freedom of speech, hit the LIKE button. agsaf.org (Artificially Generated Stampede Awareness Foundation)
Surprisingly, the Rams haven't blocked me... yet. Though, I did notice something peculiar.
Every NFL team usually makes about 4-5 social media posts per day. On game day, that number of posts usually doubles.
On January 11, 2015, right before the NFL owners meeting in Houston on the 12th, the Rams suspended their use of facebook. They haven't posted anything. And now it's the 15th. How long will this self-imposed social media blackout last? I'm guessing about a week.
So what happened during the meeting? Answer: the Rams officially abandoned Missouri.
The question is WHY? So why did the Rams social media department cease posting? Well, obviously they anticipated a backlash of immeasurable proportions. They knew everyone would go to the team's facebook page and blast the living fuck out of ownership and management. Rather than absorb a dose of their own medicine, they made a calculated decision to purposely limit their exposure.
My point to all of this. It's exactly how the NFL operates. It's business as usual. The St. Louis Rams are the perfect microcosm for the entire league. If there's bad news to be had, then just use this time honored formula --- conceal, distract, disguise, obscure and avoid. Remember that Concussion movie? Is any of this starting to make sense? http://www.agsaf.org/is-the-nfl-hiding-something-bigger-than-cte
Now here's the problem. And it's a big one. When dealing with a black swan, asymmetric cyber-security threat, the NFL won't be afforded a dress rehearsal. You don't get a second chance. There ain't no preseason.
It's just like the financial sector in 2008 all over again.
And don't even get me started on the 9/11 parallels. http://www.agsaf.org/the-rick-rescorla-comparison