My Corona

So I kinda figured, if the planet's going to hell and Armageddon has finally arrived,  I might as well write a sonofsaf-styled parody of "My Sharona" --- the 1979 one hit wonder by The Knack.  Forty years after its chart-topping release, may I humbly present "My Corona"...

My Sharona

Ooh, my little pretty one, pretty one
When you gonna give me some (time, Sharona?)
Ooh, you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it coming off of the (line Sharona)
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, ay, ay, woah!
M-m-m-my Sharona
My Sharona

Come a little closer, huh, ah, will ya, huh
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona
Keeping it a mystery gets to me
Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, ay, ay, woah!
M-m-m-my Sharona
M-m-m-my Sharona
Na, na, na, na, na-na
My Sharona

When you gonna get to me, get to me
It is just a matter of (time Sharona)
Is it d-d-destiny, d-destiny?
Or is it just a game in my (mind, Sharona?)
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, ay, ay, woah!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, ay, ay, woah!

M-m-m-my Sharona (Sharona)
M-m-m-my Sharona (Sharona)
M-m-m-my Sharona (Sharona)
M-m-m-my Sharona
Oooaah, my Sharona
Oooaah, my Sharona
Oooaah, my Sharona, Woah!!

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My Corona

Ooh, this gonna be no fun, be no fun
When the time has come for you to (die, Corona)
Ooh, we gonna bury you, bury you
Garnish with a wedge of that (lime, Corona)
Never gonna sip, drink it up, when it’s party time
Always hack it up, with a cough and the spit 'n shine
My, my, my, ay, ay, woah!
M-m-m-my Corona
My Corona

Don’t be such a poser, huh, ah, will ya, huh
Stick a bottle up your ass and (try, Corona)
Looking at our history, can't you see
Running through the depths of my (mind, Corona)
Never gonna sip, drink it up, when it’s party time
Always hack it up, with a cough and the spit 'n shine
My, my, my, ay, ay, woah!
M-m-m-my Corona
M-m-m-my Corona
Na, na, na, na, na-na
My Corona

Where’s that testing kit for me, kit for me
Is it on the government (dime, Corona)
Is it f-f-fucking free, f-fucking free?
We’ll just have to wait and see (time, Corona)
Never gonna sip, drink it up, when it’s party time
Always hack it up, with a cough and the spit 'n shine
My, my, my, ay, ay, woah!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, ay, ay, woah!

M-m-m-my Corona (Corona)
M-m-m-my Corona (Corona)
M-m-m-my Corona (Corona)
M-m-m-my Corona
Oooaah, my Corona
Oooaah, my Corona
Oooaah, my Corona, Woah!!