Pennsylvania legislator Russ Diamond wants the first Monday in every August to be renamed Charlie Kirk Day.
In the spirit of free speech, I am proposing some similar national holidays: Orange Prolapse Day, Golden Toilet Day, & Trump Dump Day.
There are no words. |
Specific dates are TBD.
Russ Diamond
sonofsaf
Kushner Jew, will fuck you
Kushner Jew, will fuck you
Kushner Jew will not conform
A pie of cream Orange Prolapse hooray
All of the Oath Keepers and the Proud Boys are gay
Stormy Daniels is a-porning
Stormy Daniels is a-porning
Libtards will cry, don’t ask why, Kristi Noem
Russell H. Diamond is my enemy
Golden shower fountains are urinary
Coup d’etat plan with McDonald’s large fry
Big Mac delivered Trump’s mouth opens wide
And Stormy Daniels is a-porning
Shitshow, Stormy Daniels is a-porning
Red, the MAGA show’s a tiny mushroom bone
Oh, Russell H. Diamond is my enemy
Golden shower fountains are urinary
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
The big lie’s like a fine wine
The big lie’s like a fine wine
The big lie’s like a fine wine
Black Diamond
Bee Gees
Where are you? I love you
Where are you? I love you
Where are you to keep me warm?
I had a dream of a place far away
I followed a river where the dead man would play
And I'm leaving in the morning
And I'm leaving in the morning
And I won't die, so don't cry, I'll be home
Those big black diamonds that lie there for me
By the tall white mountains which lie by the sea
I knew a man, who was tall as the sky
Followed a river where thousands had died
And he was leaving in the morning
Oh no, he was leaving in the morning
Said, if I come home and my woman has flown
Oh, big black diamonds that lie there for me
By the tall white mountains which lie by the sea
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Say goodbye to auld lang syne
Say goodbye to auld lang syne
Say goodbye to auld lang syne
From 1974 to 1979, the Bee Gees "jive-talked" the Burgh a grand total of 5 times. Never saw 'em. A little before my time.
The Big Lie 100:
#3412. Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)
#3413. Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)
#3414. Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)
#3415. Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart)
#3416. Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)
#3417. Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)
#3418. Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)
#3419. Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)
#3420. Gor (War --- Son Lux)
#3421. Gor (War --- The Exploited)
#3422. Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)
#3423. Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)
#3424. Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)
#3425. Gor (War --- The Cardigans)
#3426. O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)
#3427. Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)
#3428. Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)
#3429. Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)
#3430. Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)
#3431. Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)
#3432. Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)
#3433. Trump (Plump --- Hole)
#3434. Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)
#3435. Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)
#3436. Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)
#3437. Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)
#3438. Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)
#3439. Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)
#3440. White (Night --- Judy Collins)
#3441. Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)
#3442. Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)
#3443. White (Fight --- The Cure)
#3444. Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#3445. Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)
#3446. Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)
#3447. Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)
#3448. Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)
#3449. White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)
#3450. Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)
#3451. Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)
#3452. Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)
#3453. Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)
#3454. Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)
#3455. Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)
#3456. Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)
#3457. Tyrus (Iris --- Live)
#3458. Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)
#3459. Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)
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