10. Sex on the Beech Bottom
Less filling. Tastes like ass.
9. Moondogshine
I finally found the ride of a lifetime...
8. Wheeling Island Iced Tea
Equal parts crackhead, drunk, hooker
and elderly degenerate gambler.
Splash of cat urine for added color.
7. Elm Grove Dodge Car Bomb
KA-BOOM!
Your car blows up the second you exit the lot.
6. Route 7 & 7
The seven deadly sins of East Ohio...
Inbred, Fat Ass, Redneck, Pedophile
Chain Smoker, Stupid Fuck & B.O.
5. Bombay Safire Gin & Tonic
Who the fuck made this shirt?
Stick a lime up his ass!
4. Hare of the Dog
A Krishna Klassic...
1 part patchouli, 1 part crickwater
and 4 parts stank. Garnish with a doobie.
3. Rum and Coke Plant
This drink is no longer in existence.
It has been officially shut down.
2. Funky Cold Adena
I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener.
You must be sure that your girl is pure for the
Funky Cold Adena
1. Bell-Dirty Martini
Use only the cheapest Vodka from Rite-Aid.
Garnish with a generous chunk of olive loaf.
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