I recently stumbled across this meme on facebook.
It reinvigorated my interest in "system disruptions" as it applies to my arch nemesis, the Westboro Baptist Church.
Personalized golf tees are relatively inexpensive. A fair online price is 1,000 quality wooden tees for about $49.99 + s/h.
Here's my suggestion. Make a ton of golf tees that read:
They're in Orlando as well. I just think it's time for a little payback on the planet. Or at the very least, a little balance.