Robert Saleh, the San Francisco 49ers defensive coordinator, just got the coveted head coaching job for the New York Jets. Saleh will be the first ever Muslim head coach in the NFL. A man of minimal pigment. As for the Jets organization, I believe Saleh is well equipped to hijack that "Casper the Friendly ghost plane." J-E-T-S. Jets, Jets, Jets. He's taking over (Overkill Bobby "Blitz" Ellsworth voice).
Anyhoo, I think this promotion is worthy of praise. So how about we bestow upon him a Saffy nickname?
I hereby name NY Jets head coach Robert Saleh... The Atomic Islamic.
Not to be confused with Mohamed Salah, "The Egyptian Magician" --- the superstar Muslim forward who plays for Liverpool.
Dedicated to the thousands of innocent Muslims who've been crush asphyxiated and trampled to death during the Hajj.
Saleh Crack
sonofsaf
Uh huh, take a hit
All crack whores smoke a pipe like this
A few times I took a hit of crack
But New York won’t have a problem with that
'Cause I ain't no Saleh crack whore
I ain’t no Saleh crack whore
A few times I took a hit of crack
But New York won’t have a problem with that
'Cause I ain't no Saleh crack whore
I ain’t no Saleh crack whore
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
I heard that you were smoking shit
And you didn't think that we’d care one bit
Players fear you’re too thin not fat
You seem a little wired up
So I'm gonna talk some smack, make a big comeback
Gonna make a first down, gonna be no doubt
Not white, you’re a Muslim brown
You seem a little wired up
A few times I took a hit of crack
But New York won’t have a problem with that
'Cause I ain't no Saleh crack whore
I ain’t no Saleh crack whore
A few times I took a hit of crack
But New York won’t have a problem with that
'Cause I ain't no Saleh crack whore
I ain’t no Saleh crack whore
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
So don’t get booed, promise me a keeper
No principles, no Baptist preachers
Go to hell if you are a sinner, burnin’ down below’s no fun
So I'm not quite white, but I got some big balls
Gonna have a brawl, gonna stick it in you
If you think I’m not demanding, just wait til you feel my thrust
Few times I took a hit of crack
But New York won’t have a problem with that
'Cause I ain't no Saleh crack whore
I ain’t no Saleh crack whore
A few times I took a hit of crack
But New York won’t have a problem with that
'Cause I ain't no Saleh crack whore
I ain’t no Saleh crack whore
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
If you want to play, take off that bandana
B-A-N-D-A-N-A
Don’t wear a bandana
B-A-N-D-A-N-A
Again, take off that bandana
B-A-N-D-A-N-A
Don’t wear that bandana
B-A-N-D-A-N-A
A few times I took a hit of crack
But New York won’t have a problem with that
'Cause I ain't no Saleh crack whore
I ain’t no Saleh crack whore
A few times I took a hit of crack
But New York won’t have a problem with that
'Cause I ain't no Saleh crack whore
I ain’t no Saleh crack whore
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
Ooh, ooh, make a hit, take a hit
Gwen Stefani
Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that
Getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms downs
Getting everybody fired up
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us want to be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right I'm the last one standing, another one bites the dust
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again, the shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
This shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'Cause I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit
No Doubt concert:
6-13-09, Post-Gazette Pavillion, Burgettstown, PA (Gwen Stefani impressed the crowd with her ability to do push-ups on stage. Over a decade later, the emphasis on calisthenics still bothers me.)
Do not share this information with Muslims, New York Jets head coach Robert Saleh, Liverpool Forward Mohammed Saleh, musician Gwen Stefani, crack whores, Promise Keepers, Baptist preachers, and/or those who routinely wear bandanas.
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