#65. Maxine

 

Is it any wonder the Orange Prolapse hates Representative Maxine Waters (D-CA)?

Hmm, looks like Trump got it ass backwards.  As in totally wrong.  As in dead wrong.

Maxine was on Joy Reid last night.  She said Trump should "absolutely should be charged with premeditated murder because of the lives that were lost with this invasion, with this insurrection."  Premeditated murder, eh?  Admittedly that's a stretch.  But I wouldn't mind seeing how it played out. 

As for me, I'm mentally preparing myself to hear a singular, constant refrain for the next month or two... "Shouting FIRE in a crowded theater is NOT a form of constitutionally protected freedom of speech."  

If any of the impeachment managers are looking for unique and creative ways to express this particular sentiment, hit me up.  I've spent the last decade saying that shit ad nauseum.  Normally, I'd just refer you to the AGSAF (Artificially Generated Stampede Awareness Foundation) website.  But it's currently offline.

Dedicated to all the impeachment managers.  I think the one hit wonder Shalamar sums it up best... "Second Time Around" (extended version).  Great song and a clever snippet for a Morning Joe cutaway.     

Maxine
sonofsaf

Maxine
You don't have to curse at the far right
Congress turns over
You don't have to be so haughty all your might

Maxine
You needn’t dress head to toe in white
Women’s suffrage funny
Is it worth it always pickin’ a fight

Maxine
You don't have to curse at the far right
Maxine
You don't have to curse at the far right

Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)

Waters is out for red blood
They look like Elmer J. Fudd
She has to to show them how to kill
There’s no way she’s gonna be so coy

She knows the House is fucked up
It’s time to bring a shake up
The Republicans are all has beens
They cannot stay

Maxine
You don't have to curse at the far right
Maxine
You don't have to curse at the far right
Maxine (You don't have to curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (You don't have to curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)
Maxine (curse at the far right)

Roxanne
The Police

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night

Roxanne
You don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light

Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
I loved you since I knew you

I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't share you with another boy

I know my mind is made up
So put away your make up
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's a bad way

Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne
You don't have to put on the red light
Roxanne (You don't have to put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (You don't have to put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)
Roxanne (Put on the red light)

 

(Do not fuck) The Police (concert):

7-28-08, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

Sting concerts:

6-11-93, Buckeye Lake Music Center, Hebron, OH (opened for the Grateful Dead)

7-9-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

7-10-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

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