#81. The Brady Cunt

This parody's a rare twofer.  Double down on that derision.  That's a lot of bang for your buck. 

Fair warning: if I get a postcard like this in the mail, I'd probably kill myself.  But wait!  There's more!

Don't forget the other Brady.  Congressman Kevin Brady (R-TX).  During the 4 year reign of the Orange Prolapse, Brady was one of the most powerful politicians in D.C.  He was the Chair of the House Ways & Means Committee.  

Peculiar because I suspect the average voter has absolutely no idea who this guy is.  He keeps a relatively low profile.  Regardless, he will not escape my wrath.

However, tonight, my primary focus will be rooting against Tom Brady.  And to a lesser extent, Kevin Brady.  But I honestly don't give a shit about either of them.  So I will dedicate this song to an even more loathsome Brady... Oliver Brady (actor Robbie Rist).

Believe it or not, there's actually a medical condition known as "Uncle Oliver's Syndrome?"  Primary characteristics of the illness include sucking and annoyance. 

The Brady Cunt
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Here’s the story, of a pussy Brady
Who was fucking up our very fucked up world
All the cumshots to be sold, on his mother
Her necklace made of pearls
Here’s the story, of a pecker Brady
Who was dizzy from sucking all that bone
At the gang bang, cumming on each other
You know how they all moaned
‘Till one day when the pussy met this pillow
With these two, it was much more than a gunt
That the smell would be a little clammy
And the labia became the Brady cunt
The Brady cunt, The Brady cunt
And the labia became the Brady cunt

The Brady Bunch (theme song)

Here's the story of a lovely lady
Who was bringing up three very lovely girls
All of them had hair of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one in curls
Here's the story, of a man named Brady,
Who was busy with three boys of his own,
They were four men, living all together,
Yet they were all alone
'Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew it was much more than a hunch,
That this group would somehow form a family
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch
The Brady Bunch, the Brady Bunch
That's the way we all became the Brady Bunch

 

Honest admission: I've seen most of the Brady Bunch episodes.  But I was never really a fan of the iconic series.  More into Speed Racer.  These days I wonder, if kids, when the stumble across an old Brady Bunch episode, realize that it originally aired in prime time during the early 1970's.  The whole fam would lounge around the boob tube and eagerly anticipate Sam's the Butcher's "naughty characterization" of Alice's posterior.  Rump roast, hamhocks, and so on and so forth.

Tom Brady games:

12-14-10, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

10-30-11, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA

10-23-16, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh, PA 

Please do not share this information with Tampa Bay Buccaneers QB Tom Brady, Congressman Kevin Brady (R-TX), those who enjoy The Brady Bunch in syndication, Robbie Rist, and/or descendants of the late Allan Melvin (Sam the Butcher).