Monday, May 17, 2021

#390. Big Lie

Not to sound critical or anything, but if you couldn't see the Orange Prolapse's whole election theft/stop the steal narrative coming... well, as Mark Madden would say, you're a stupid idiot.  Seriously, this tweet was from June of 2020.  Six months before the election even took place.

And it continues to this very day.   From the tiny desk of the Mega-Glazed Carrot...

Donald J. Trump

7:11pm May 16, 2021

Breaking News! New polling by CBS News on the state of the Republican Party (which is very strong!). “President Trump has a strong hold on the GOP.” 80% of Republicans agree with the removal of Liz Cheney from GOP Leadership and only 20% disagree. The poll also showed that 67% of Republicans said that they do not consider Sleepy Joe Biden to be the legitimate winner of the 2020 Presidential Election. I agree with them 100%, just look at the facts and the data—there is no way he won the 2020 Presidential Election!



Big Lie
sonofsaf

Nobody ask why, Republicans know
Country abused by the clown show
Fat ass ain’t so thin in all of the land
Eat a Big Mac with, the smallest hands

Come on and fake the big lie
Big lie
Come on and make the libtards cry
Come on and fake the big lie!

He needs to raise money, it’s part of the game
Nobody's winning, just more of the same
A deficit debtor, he’s goin’ all in
We hope he gets cancer
Orange Prolapse has sinned

Come on and fake the big lie
Big lie
Come on and make the libtards cry
Come on and fake the big lie!

He needs to raise money, it’s part of the game
Nobody's winning, just more of the same
A deficit debtor, he’s goin’ all in
We hope he gets cancer
Orange Prolapse has sinned

Come on and fake the big lie
Big lie
Come on and make the libtards cry
Come on and fake the big lie!

He needs to raise money, it’s part of the game
Nobody's winning, just more of the same
A deficit debtor, he’s goin’ all in
We hope he gets cancer
Orange Prolapse has sinned

Come on and fake the big lie yea, yea, yea, yea


Free Ride
Edgar Winter

The mountain is high, the valley is low
And you're confused 'bout which to go
So I flew in to give you a hand
And lead you into, the promised land

Come on and take a free ride
Free ride
Come on and take it by my side
Come on and take a free ride!

All over the country, I'm seeing the same
Nobody's winning, at this type of game
We gotta do better, it's time to begin
You know all the answers
Must come from within

Come on and take a free ride
Free ride
Come on and take it by my side
Come on and take a free ride!

All over the country, I'm seeing the same
Nobody's winning, at this type of game
We gotta do better, it's time to begin
You know all the answers
Must come from within

Come on and take a free ride
Free ride
Come on and take it by my side
Come on and take a free ride!

All over the country, I'm seeing the same
Nobody's winning, at this type of game
We gotta do better, it's time to begin
You know all the answers
Must come from within

Come on and take a free ride yea, yea, yea, yea



Edgar Winter:

9-1-17, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (opened for Alice Cooper & Deep Purple)

Please do not share this information with former President Donald Trump and/or any perpetrators of the big lie.


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