#1000. The White Song

 

Fake tweet.  Accurate statement.  Finally, #1,000!  Now the real fun begins.

Dedicated to the late Betty White.

Your desire to spread joy and happiness was infectious.  My apologies for going in the opposite direction with hatred, targeted venom, and vitriolic character assassination.  I can assure you though... there's a grander purpose. 

The White Song
sonofsaf

Rue McClanahan was a whore
All the gassing from anal play made her lament
Her defecation was a glorious task
Especially when she was scattin’ live

But Rose we craved and then there’s Maude
Dororthy was the shit
From St. Olaf, came a girl
Bea Arthur had a wit

They ate cake and food
Even sometimes pie
And when they were glad
They drank some wine

White, White, White, White, White, White, White, White

Sophia fucked up she was a cock block star
You gotta wonder who was to blame
Dorothy took a fist with Grey Poupon
Doggie’s a MILF maybe she was gay

They ate cake and food
Even sometimes pie
And when they were glad
They drank some wine

But Rose we craved and then there’s Maude
Dororthy was the shit
From St. Olaf, came a girl
Bea Arthur had a wit

The Golden Girls were so happy
The Golden Girls were so happy
The Golden Girls were so happy
The Golden Girl deaths were so tragic

But Rose we craved and then there’s Maude
Dororthy was the shit
From St. Olaf, came a girl
Bea Arthur had a wit

But Rose we craved and then there’s Maude
Dororthy was the shit
From St. Olaf, came a girl
Bea Arthur had a wit

White, White, White, White, White, White, White, White

The Fight Song
Marilyn Manson

Nothing suffocates you more
Than the passing of everyday human events
And isolation is the oxygen mask
You make your children breathe in to survive

But I'm not a slave to a god
That doesn't exist
I'm not a slave to a world
That doesn't give a shit

And when we were good
You just closed your eyes
So when we are bad
We'll scar your minds

Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight

You'll never grow up to be a big rock star
Celebrated victim of your fame
They'll just cut our wrists like cheap coupons
And say that death was on sale today

And when we were good
You just closed your eyes
So when we are bad
We'll scar your minds

But I'm not a slave to a god
That doesn't exist
I'm not a slave to a world
That doesn't give a shit

The death of one is a tragedy
The death of one is a tragedy
The death of one is a tragedy
The death of million is just a statistic

But I'm not a slave to a god
That doesn't exist
I'm not a slave to a world
That doesn't give a shit

But I'm not a slave to a god
That doesn't exist
I'm not a slave to a world
That doesn't give a shit

Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight

One of my favorite Manson songs.  Most likely the only heavy metal parody ever written about Betty White and/or The Golden Girls.

 

Marilyn Manson:

7-31-07, Time Warner Cable Amphitheater, Cleveland, OH

8-1-09, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

5-5-12, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

6-23-13, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

1-30-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA

7-25-18, KeyBank Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

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