#969. Fuck Elon

Elon Musk had a really good 2021.  He was named Time Magazine's "Man Of the Year!"  Yeah, boy!  Also, he started the year with a net worth of $156 billion and ended it with a net worth of $277 billion.  Oh yeah!

Seems content.  Must be the money.

 

Fuck Elon
sonofsaf

Gotta small piece of meat
Tiny sack
Balls you lack
Butt he’ll fuck you
He’s filled with conceit oh yeah

Well you're fat and a freak
You can’t compete
With a Bezos named Jeffrey
Filled with conceit
Musk rules the world

Fuck Elon
Sing this song
Fuck Elon

Fuck Elon
Sing this song
Fuck Elon

Well you think you’re a star
The money and crap
Damn you are shallow
You think you’re a star
Oh yeah

We all know the truth
It’s the truth
That you look like a beagle
Filled with conceit
Musk rules the world

Fuck Elon
Sing this song
Fuck Elon

Fuck Elon
Sing this song
Fuck Elon

Well you're shitty defiled
Too much fake news
Paid your dues in silk stockings
You're shitty defiled
Oh yeah

Well you think you're a star
The money and crap
Damn you are shallow
Filled with conceit
Musk rules the world

Fuck Elon
Sing this song
Fuck Elon

Fuck Elon
Sing this song
Fuck Elon

Gotta small piece of meat
Tiny sack
Balls you lack
Butt he’ll fuck you
He’s filled with conceit oh yeah

Lost his pants sucked his cock
Took a chance, on romance
Prematurely
Full of conceit
Musk rules the world

Fuck Elon
Sing this song
Fuck Elon

Fuck Elon
Sing this song
Fuck Elon

Fuck Elon
Sing this song
Fuck Elon

Fuck Elon

Fuck Elon
Sing this song
Fuck Elon

Fuck Elon
Sing this song
Fuck Elon

Fuck Elon
Sing this song
Fuck Elon

Fuck Elon
Sing this song
Fuck Elon

Get It On
Power Station

Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black
Don't look back
And I love you
You're dirty and sweet oh yeah

Well you're slim and you're weak
You've got the teeth
Of the Hydra upon you
You're dirty sweet
And you're my girl

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Well you're built like a car
You've got a hubcap
Diamond star halo
You're built like a car
Oh yeah

You're an untamed youth
That's the truth
With your cloak full of eagles
You're dirty sweet
And you're my girl

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Well you're windy and wild
You've got the blues
In your shoes and your stockings
You're windy and wild
Oh yeah

Well you're built like a car
You've got a hubcap
Diamond star halo
You're dirty sweet
And you're my girl

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Well you're dirty and sweet
Clad in black
Don't look back
And I love you
You're dirty and sweet oh yeah

Well you dance when you walk
So let's dance, take a chance
Understand me
You're dirty sweet
And you're my girl

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Get It On

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Get It On
Bang a gong
Get It On

Yeah, I went with the Power Station cover.  You gotta love how this 80's "super band" hits the JFK Stadium stage for the coveted 9:50 am - 10:05 am time slot.  Huzzah.

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