Sunday, January 09, 2022

#971. Covid Plan

 


When it comes to Covid, if you wish to entirely discredit the Orange Prolapse and expose his inner asshole, just simply ask him, "Mr. President, could you please explain to us the difference between a virus and bacteria?"  He'd totally shit himself.


 


 

Covid Plan
sonofsaf

A, fake healer, with big lies
Wait and see, he’ll biggie size
Florida weather’s, the real deal
Money will prove, he’ll maim and kill with a
Human riot, it’s so wise
But no Jews, they’re circumcised
And fuck the pope, Cath-licks sang
‘Cause big tech, is your gang bang

Trump had a Covid plan
Trump had a, a Covid plan

Orange, not whiter, imprecise
Cannot last, his cum won’t suffice
Feelin’ frisky, Trump drank Bud Light
He will defend, his Proud Boys fight it’s a
Human riot, not so wise
But no Jews, they’re circumcised
And fuck the pope, Cath-licks sang
‘Cause big tech, it’s your gang bang

Well o say fuckin’ can you see
The Covid plan (the Covid plan)

Trump had a Covid plan
Trump had a, a Covid plan, it’s a scam
Trump had a, a Covid plan

 

Wanted Man
Ratt

Well, low dealer, with snake eyes
You cross me, you realize you're-
You're hot leather, you're cold steel
You make a move, I'll make you feel like a
Human target, in my eyes
I've got you, well, in my sights
And by the rope, you will hang
It's your neck, from this Ratt gang

'Cause I'm a wanted man
'Cause I'm a, a wanted man

Well, gun fighter, you think twice
Are you fast, you heed my advice
I drink whiskey, you say goodnight
I'll put an end, to this here fight you're a
Human target, In my eyes
I've got you, well in my sights
And by the rope, you will hang
It's your neck, from this Ratt gang

It's really what you wanna be
A wanted man (a wanted man)

'Cause I'm a, a wanted man
'Cause I'm a, a wanted man, yes I am
'Cause I'm a, a wanted man



Out of the Cellar was, in my opinion, the best metal/hard rock release of the mid 80's.  

Totally loaded.  Zero filler.

An updated list of my Ratt'n'Roll parodies:


#660.  Trump's a Clown (Lay It Down)

#661.  Between The Lies (Between The Eyes)

#237.  Ground and Pound (Round And Round)

#803.  Tomahawk (Body Talk)

#909.  Covid Bubble (You're In Trouble)

#470.  He Wants Money (She Wants Money)

#263.  Gene Doin' Time (Scene Of The Crime)

#434.  Vance Vance Vance (Dance Dance Dance)

#967.  Donald Jr. (Way Cool Jr.)

#970.  Fuck Donald Trump (You Think You're Tough)

#971.  Covid Plan (Wanted Man)


Ratt:

7-15-85, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV

2-7-89, Hara Arena, Dayton, OH

1-21-01, The Crossroads, Wheeling, WV (out the crick)

Bobby Blotzer's Ratt Experience:

6-16-16, Jergel's, Warrendale, PA

Stephen Pearcy:

3-23-17, The Kent Stage, Kent, OH


Please do not share this material with anyone who has been negatively impacted by Covid and/or former President Donald J. Trump.


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