#3451. Tyler Robinson

Tyler Robinson was apprehended earlier this morning for the assassination of MAGA enthusiast Charlie Kirk.

And the shitshow continues...

 

The shadow... of death.

I have long distrusted man-boy love children with Texas-inspired names... Dallas, Houston, Austin, Tyler, Lubbock, Waco, etc. 

 

Tyler Robinson
sonofsaf

He’d shoot you too, Tyler Robinson
Utah twenty-two year old shitshow
Stormy disease, Tyler Robinson
Seven deadly sins are here to stay, gay gay gay
Gay gay gay

Trump has a tiny mushroom dick he uses to defile
Trump has a golden toilet down in hell
Kushner’s a Jew, but Trump’s daughter-wife is a disguise
All the Quarter Pounds eaten’ by Kristi Noem

He’d shoot you too, Tyler Robinson
Utah twenty-two year old shitshow, blow job blow
Stormy disease, Tyler Robinson
Seven deadly sins are here to stay, gay gay gay
Gay gay gay

Why is Jeffrey Epstein’s face the one that we all know
Fuckin’ Thomas Massie was a mistake
Truth’s a shitty regret, Tyler Robinson will dare
Toilet stall, you gotta flush the golden shit

Not a damn Jew, Tyler Robinson
Utah twenty-two year old shitshow, blow job blow
Stormy disease, Tyler Robinson
Seven deadly sins are here to stay, gay gay gay
Gay gay gay

Shit in Mar-a-Lago with an Orange Prolapsin’ goon
Blowing Jerome Powell is too late
Crappy bullshit, Stormy bullshit
Paid Lake Tahoe dues
Netanyahu’s gonna fuck the Jews

Ivanka’s thong, John’s mustachio
Insurrection’s another name for coup, Jew Jew Jew
Donald is gay, Tyler Robinson
Bolton John bereft of soul today, gay gay gay
Gay gay gay 

 

Mrs. Robinson
Simon & Garfunkel

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

Hide it in a hiding place where no one ever goes
Put it in your pantry with your cupcakes
It's a little secret, just the Robinsons' affair
Most of all, you've got to hide it from the kids

Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson
Heaven holds a place for those who pray, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

Sitting on a sofa on a Sunday afternoon
Going to the candidates' debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When you've got to choose
Every way you look at it you lose

Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio?
A nation turns its lonely eyes to you, wo wo wo
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson
'Joltin Joe' has left and gone away, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey

My 3rd parody of Mrs. Robinson.

#291.  Jackie Robinson

#1521.  Colonel Robertson

#3451.  Tyler Robinson
 

Paul Simon has come to the Burgh 9 times.  Four times with Art Garfunkel.  Five times solo.

 

Paul Simon:

7-18-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA

7-8-01, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-16-04, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA (w/ Art Garfunkel)

9-7-18, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel) 

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