#3462. Tyrus

Let's dedicate this particular Trump Dump to Medi's in Market Square.  

Construction junction, what's your function?  Shitting out shit, and vomit and garbage.

Medi's is a quaint Mediterranean restaurant located dahtahn.  I ate there about 10 years ago when it was called Simple Greek.

Anyhoo, a Medi manager, a/k/a Medi-man, saw me snag a pic of that curiously fluorescent Trump Dump outside his building.  He hunted me down and asked "what my problem was."

I replied, "Well, I don't have a problem.  How about we fix the problem and clean up the shit."

He loudly muttered, "You think this is funny?  You fuckin' faggot!"  

I politely wandered off. 

Long story short, here's a random Yelp testimonial with a divergent opinion.  

"I absolutely love this place! Everything was fresh and it’s super clean in the inside."

Hey random yelper... "What about "the out" on the fuckin' outside?!?" 

Yet I digress.  

 

This parody is about Fox News former pro wrestler Tyrus.

 

Tyrus
sonofsaf

Jared’s a damn Jew
Ivanka is too
Wheeling and dealing
Fake news is revealing

Trump is a piece of shit
Kushner is an asskiss
Unfurled flags (are) sickening
Donald’s not a king

(Cream pie for two
Cream pie for two
Cream pie for two
Cream pie for two)

Lake Tahoe was eerie
His mushroom’s in Stormy
YMCA we sing
At the Trump rally

Healthcare is neutered
RFK Junior
Asscrack George shitted
Murdoch is George Tyrus

(Cream pie for two
Cream pie for two
Cream pie for two
Cream pie for two)

Iris
Pastel Ghost

I'd like to know you
But I don't want to
Scared of revealing
The image is peeling

I've tried to fight this
But you are my weakness
This world is restricting
You mean everything

(Dream about you
Dream about you
Dream about you
Dream about you)

I see you so clearly
I want you completely
I'd do anything
To have you near me

Forget the future
Can we get closer
Pull back your eyelids
I'm lost in your iris

(Dream about you
Dream about you
Dream about you
Dream about you)

 

 

Pastel Ghost has never spooked the Burgh.  I have no idea who or what they are.  And I have zero intention of finding out.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

#3458.  Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)

#3459.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)

#3460.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)

#3461.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)

#3462.  Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)

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