I always wondered where Cosplay Kristi Noem got her "theatrical bug." Turns out, it was her very own hubby.
In the darker corners of the internet, Byron Noem is known as "Busty Bimbo." He sports heavy makeup, magenta hot pants, and inflatable, fake monster tits with incongruous nipples.
DHS employees have already assigned him the nickname "Big Boobs." A sarcastic spin on Edward Corsitine, the former DOGE whiz-kid and close friend of Elon Musk. Known far and wide as "Big Balls" whose greatest accomplishment was getting carjacked and beaten up.
No wonder Kristi Noem was the first Cabinet employee to get the boot. Aside from the obvious embarrassment and humiliation, Trump must've got wind of the news and thought that the ongoing presence of Big Boobs would resurrect relentless Stormy Daniels analogies.
Regardless, I'm going to give Byron Noem a highly coveted Make America GRATE Again Medal.
| A patriotic dusting makes all the difference. |
Well deserved.
In other news, the NFL Draft is less than a month away!
| Black and yellow jimmies on Stanwix St. |
NFL Commish Roger Goodell customarily gets booed at the draft. It has become a whimsical tradition. Butt the question floating around dahntahn Picksburgh is... will Goodell get dumped? Speculation is rampant!
We shall see. Time will tell.
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Jared Kushner loves Mar-a-Lago
Because Donald J. Trump is a news faker
JD Vance has a job to blow
A pity party bimbo
His pornography chest’s
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Clown Kristi Noem has nothing to say (busty bimbo)
Nipples befitting their crimes hooray
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Lake Tahoe’s stormin’ bad
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Bustin nuts (nigga)*
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Clown Kristi Noem has nothing to say (busty bimbo)
Nipples befitting their crimes hooray (busty bimbo)
Clown Christians praying ‘cause his shit’s a show (busty bimbo)
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Twist And Limbo
The Impressions
Twist twist and limbo
Twist and limbo
Twist twist and limbo
Twist and limbo
Have you ever been to Jamaica
Originated from there was the maker
Of a dance I'm sure we all know
The limby limby limbo
So everybody let's
Twist twist and limbo
For this everybody know
Yeah mama c'mon and
Twist twist and limbo
For this everybody know
Twist and limbo
Twist twist and limbo
Twist and limbo
Twist twist and limbo
Now everyone in the USA (twist and limbo)
They were all twisting the time away (twist and limbo)
Now I'm not saying that the twist should go (twist and limbo)
But we should twist with the new limbo
So everybody let's
Twist twist and limbo
For this everybody know
Yeah mama c'mon and
Twist twist and limbo
For this everybody know
Twist and limbo
Twist twist and limbo
Twist and limbo
Twist ah yeah
Twist and limbo
Twist and limbo
Twist and limbo
Twist and limbo
Twist twist and limbo
Twist and limbo
Twist twist and limbo
Now everyone in the USA (twist and limbo)
They were all twisting the time away (twist and limbo)
Now I'm not saying that the twist should go (twist and limbo)
But we should twist with the new limbo
So everybody let's
Twist twist and limbo
For this everybody know
Yeah mama c'mon and
Twist twist and limbo
For this everybody know
Twist and limbo
Twist twist and limbo, come now
Twist and limbo
Twist twist and limbo
The Impressions impressed the Burgh twice. Once in 1963 at the Civic Arena. The other time in 1966 at the Syria Mosque. A little before my time.

