Is this really a pile of shit?
Yes.. it is.
Has a wintry Eastern Utah kinda vibe. Hint:
Arches!
Regardless, this parody is about the Deputy U.S. Attorney General Todd Blanche. He was the only person who could persuade Ghislaine Maxwell to open up. She went before Congress this morning via webcam and simply pleaded the 5th. Hmm...
Let's give Blanche the highly coveted Orange Prolapse Trophy.
| The Orange Prolapse is also an alcoholic beverage. It's a Dewars on the rocks. Garnish with an orange peel. |
| Parallel Dumplinz! |
| For the love of Forbes... Avenue. |
Tomorrow the weather will break. And hundreds of snow-smothered Dumps will be revealed to the public at-large!
Todd Wallace Blanche
sonofsaf
His hair is a big lie and his daughter wife’s a cunt
Tiny mushroom penis fan Donald’s gay as fuck
Ivanka is a Jew and Ivanka is an ass
That Donald Trump’s a clown and so’s Todd Wallace Blanche
Seven deadly sins, genital (his) warts
Forty-seven piece of shit for what it’s fuckin’ worth
When all the libtards cry from a Truth Social attack
‘Cause Stormy’s out in Tahoe with the biggest rack
Todd Wallace, Todd Wallace (pronounced wall-ass)
Orange Prolapse, asshole fat ass
So fucked up, Melania’s a whore
Orange Prolapse hooray but his penis was softcore
Obscene Big Mac, McDonald’s he shall dine
Donald’s Trumpin’ dumpin’ cause the coup was outta line
Goin’ straight to hell for election scam
Donald Trump the clown’s lovin’ Todd Wallace Blanche
Todd Wallace, Todd Wallace
Orange Prolapse, asshole fat ass
So fucked up, Melania’s a whore
Orange Prolapse hooray but his penis was softcore
Hey, Mr. Furley, Three’s Company ain’t right
Golden his throne, butt Donald wants to fight
J.D. is smug and J.D. is a Vance
Under Secretary name's Todd Wallace Blanche
Todd Wallace, Todd Wallace
Orange Prolapse, asshole fat ass
Forty-seven’s fuckin’ gay
God damn crooked shithead’s here to stay
Cadillac Ranch
Bruce Springsteen
Well, there she sits buddy just a gleaming in the sun
There to greet a working man when his day is done
I'm gonna pack my pa and I'm gonna pack my aunt
I'm gonna take them down to the Cadillac Ranch
Eldorado fins, whitewalls and skirts
Rides just like a little bit of heaven here on earth
Well buddy when I die throw my body in the back
And drive me to the junkyard in my Cadillac
Cadillac, Cadillac
Long and dark, shiny and black
Open up your engines let 'em roar
Tearing up the highway like a big old dinosaur
James Dean in that Mercury '49
Junior Johnson runnin' thru the woods of Caroline
Even Burt Reynolds in that black Trans-Am
All gonna meet down at the Cadillac Ranch
Cadillac, Cadillac
Long and dark, shiny and black
Open up your engines let 'em roar
Tearing up the highway like a big old dinosaur
Hey, little girlie in the blue jeans so tight
Drivin' alone through the Wisconsin night
You're my last love baby you're my last chance
Don't let 'em take me to the Cadillac Ranch
Cadillac, Cadillac
Long and dark, shiny and black
Pulled up to my house today
Came and took my little girl away
Since 1973, Bruce Springsteen has played the Burgh a grand total of 39 times.
Bruce Springsteen:
10-27-12, Soldiers and Sailors Memorial Hall and Museum, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-12, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
4-22-14, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
1-16-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
9-11-16, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
8-15-24, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
8-18-24, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
