I'd like to see a scenario where Kristi Noem assassinates Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
From the Grassy Noel. Maybe even implicate her boyfriend, Corey "Gun-Nut" Lewandowski.
Hey everything cums full circle. Right?
Kristi Noem
sonofsaf
The Donald’s inhuman
Clown, behold his fat and fury
Donald Trump’s a fuckin’ shameful ugly John
Golden port-a-jon
MAGA, ICE is cold like Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem loves MAGA
Kristi Noem loves MAGA
All her crime is bullshit
Department of Homeland sells fake shit
Forty-five is the king we must get rid of
And send him to hell
MAGA, ICE is cold like Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem loves MAGA
Kristi Noem loves MAGA
Orange Prolapse harm
Orange Prolapse fart
Daughter-slut wife
Daughter slut-wife
Ivanka
‘Cause The Donald is inhuman
MAGA, Stormy D.
Fire and fury
Gold toilets are the golden rule
MAGA, MAGA, MAGA libtards are the enemy
Ooh, ooh
MAGA, MAGA
Welcome Home
Dusty Springfield
We acted like children
Now, don't tell me that you're sorry
Darling, I'm as much to blame as anyone
It's over and done
Baby, I'm so glad to have you home
Welcome home, my baby
Welcome home, my baby
And this time we'll make it
We'll give a love as well as take it
We'll let pride be something we have in our love
Not just in ourselves
Baby, it's so good to have you home
Welcome home, my baby
Welcome home, my baby
Into my arms
Into my heart
Into my life
Into my life
Forever
'Cause we acted just like children
Baby, forgive me
I said I'm sorry
I know I acted like a fool
Baby, baby, baby please don't take it out on me
Ooh, ooh
Baby, baby
Dusty Springfield was an English singer who performed mostly in the 1960's and early 70's. Never heard of her. This is a song, and parody... I could easily do without.
Gnome Top 10:
#1. Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)
#242. Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)
#249. Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)
#301. Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)
#302. Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)
#303. Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)
#497. Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)
#515. Fuck The Leech: (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)
#535. Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)
#536. Noem: (Phish --- Foam)
#703. Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)
#704. Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)
#721. I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)#1009. Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1813. Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)
#1816. Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)
#2066. Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)
#2148. Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2542. Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#2544. Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)
#3008. Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)
#3009. Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)
#3011. Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3016. Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)
#3025. Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided By Voiced)
#3046. Noem (Rome --- Yeaslayer)
#3195. Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Men At Work)
#3196. Kristi Noem (Palindrome --- Azure Ray)
#3269. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- My Morning Jacket)
#3273. Kristi L. Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3687. Kristi's ICE (The Thin Ice --- Pink Floyd)
#3697. Kristi Noem (Room to Roam --- The Waterboys)
#3698. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Psychedelic Porn Crumpets)
#3739. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Mudhoney)
#3750. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Vein.fm)
#3751. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Said The Sky)
#3752. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Sponge)
#3754. Noem (Home --- Nine Inch Nails)
#3755. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Michael W. Smith)
#3761. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Dusty Springfield)
