Winner, winner, dog food dinner?
This week's Golden Toilet Award goes to the dynamic duo of Corey Lewandowski and Kristi Noem...
for "firing a pilot who lost their Snuggie."
After the recent Minneapolis ICE draw down, Noem replacement Tom Homan...
| The Orange Prolapse listens attentively to a stuttering Homan. |
is demanding that the political leadership of Minnesota personally thank him... and continue to pray for President's Trump's continued courage and wisdom.
Kristi Noem
sonofsaf
Oh
Kristi Noem, You’re a piece of shit
In a golden toilet nation
Trump’s a cunt. Who is always seething
Big Mac hunger. Full of bullshit.
Coup d’etat’s wild. Secretary Noem, she will defile
Has a job to blow that’s fucked up, she’ll blow the orange clown
A coup d’etat’s wild, she’ll blow Proud Boys for dinnertime
Shit show on a throne of gold with classified documents near
Fuck Kristi Noem
Fuck Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem
Welcome Home
Said The Sky
Oh
Welcome home, I'm glad you made it
Half my soul was on vacation
Held my lungs. I'm finally breathing
I feel younger. I can see it
Hey little child, I'm happy you're home, it's been a while
I'll tell you I know we grew up, I know we've been let down
But hey little child, I know you've been close the whole time
I know in my bones you've been trying to show me you're still here
So welcome home
So welcome home
Welcome home
Welcome home
Welcome home
Said The Sky played the Burgh just once. In the spring of 2022 at the Roxian Theatre in glorious McKees Rocks. Never heard of 'em.
Gnome Top 10:
#1. Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)
#242. Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)
#249. Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)
#301. Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)
#302. Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)
#303. Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)
#497. Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)
#515. Fuck The Leech: (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)
#535. Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)
#536. Noem: (Phish --- Foam)
#703. Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)
#704. Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)
#721. I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)#1009. Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1813. Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)
#1816. Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)
#2066. Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)
#2148. Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2542. Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#2544. Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)
#3008. Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)
#3009. Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)
#3011. Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3016. Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)
#3025. Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided By Voiced)
#3046. Noem (Rome --- Yeaslayer)
#3195. Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Men At Work)
#3196. Kristi Noem (Palindrome --- Azure Ray)
#3269. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- My Morning Jacket)
#3273. Kristi L. Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3687. Kristi's ICE (The Thin Ice --- Pink Floyd)
#3697. Kristi Noem (Room to Roam --- The Waterboys)
#3698. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Psychedelic Porn Crumpets)
#3739. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Mudhoney)
#3750. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Vein.fm)
#3751. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Said The Sky)
