The Orange Prolapse is now peddling "pure gold, lock and load, bullet pens."
Priced at $34.99, each pen is a real bargain. And they even come with a heroic "Trumper Dumper" plastic carrying case.
Speaking of golden merchandise and MAGA tchotchkes, let's give Trump a Golden Toilet Award.
A heads up to the Clown King. If you decide to surge ICE into Pittsburgh ahead of the 2026 NFL Draft,
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you will be met with resistance. The truth will be exposed.
And it won't be pretty.
It will be shitty.
Why? Because everything Trump touches... turns to shit.
And...
By the way, if you need an ink pen, just walk into any hotel lobby and ask for one at the front desk.
Trump Bullet Pen
sonofsaf
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
MAGA
Donald Trump isn’t white
The Orange Prolapse lied
Because Lake Tahoe was stormy
Planning a movement bowel
Trump dumper asshole crack (MAGA)
And Stormy’s rack rack rack (MAGA)
Ivanka Jew adultery (MAGA)
Kushner’s a daughter-wife whore (MAGA)
Trump Bullet Pen
Fire fury rage
Trump Bullet Pen
Fire fury rage
Trump Bullet Pen
Fire fury rage
Trump Bullet Pen
Bullet Pen Bullet Pen
Trump Bullet Pen
Fire fury rage
Trump Bullet Pen
Fire fury rage
Trump Bullet Pen
Fire fury rage
Trump Bullet Pen
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Time And Again
Warhaus
Ha ha
Ha ha
Ha ha
Ha ha
I never pick a fight
With my mister Hyde
I'm just a cornerman baby
Standing by with a towel
Whenever I look back (ha ha)
It's all just quack quack quack (ha ha)
If only you would believe me (ha ha)
I wouldn't lie anymore (ha ha)
Time and again
I will never change
Time and again
I will never change
Time and again
I will never change
Time and again
And again and again
Time and again
I will never change
Time and again
I will never change
Time and again
I will never change
Time and again
And again and again and again
Warhaus has never played the Burgh. Never heard of 'em.
