A lot of people think that the real POTUS is Stephen Miller. Some say he looks like a young Vladimir Putin (back when he had the fake Chia pet hair).
Others say he resembles Mr. Burns.
Or that SpongeBob SquarePants animated character "Squidward."
Newsflash: Everyone is falling for the 'ol bait and switch.
The real doppelganger here is Tulsi Gabbard.
| Tulsi admiring the Orange Prolapse. |
Gabs kinda resembles an elderly version of Laura Branigan.
Branigan died from a brain aneurysm in 2004 at the age of 52. Maybe we could launch a "bring back Branigan" campaign and swap out the current Director of National Intelligence. Regrettably, such an action would necessitate the demise of the DNI Secretary. I could live with that I suppose. You know, if Tulse didn't have a pulse.
Regardless, let's give Tulsi "OK" Gabbard a prestigious Orange Prolapse Award.
Well deserved!
Congratulations Tulsi!
Gabbard’s Ass
sonofsaf
Forty-seven’s making us mad
McDonald’s fart from Barron’s dad
Trump’s state of mind seeds of hate have been sown
JD Vance is number two
Ivanka Kushner’s a kosher Jew
Proud Girls and Boys
Dildos are big toys
Golden toilet’s a throne
Donald Trump is a cunt
Big lie’s cumbersome
Tulsi Gabbard’s ass
Tiny mushroom bone
Butt he will shit on a gold throne
Donald’s bought and sold or so I’m told
Trump crap is smelling so bold
Orange Prolapse fart and Gabbard’s ass
Shit’s silly in Washington, DC
Hardcore the tits of Stormy D.
Tiny erection bullshit’s a crime
Just because his asshole is sore
Stormy’s thong is porno folklore
Big Mac a la carte
Filet ‘o Fish fart
All of the fake news crime
No doubt in the long run
Big lie’s cumbersome
Tulsi Gabbard’s ass
Tiny mushroom bone
Butt he will shit on golden throne
Donald’s bought and sold or so I’m told
Trump is smelling so bold
Orange Prolapse fart and Gabbard’s ass
Tulsi Gabbard’s ass
Tulsi Gabbard’s ass
Donald Trump is a cunt
No doubt in the long run
Big lie’s cumbersome
Tulsi Gabbard’s ass
Tiny mushroom bone
Butt he will shit on a gold throne
Donald’s bought and sold or so I’m told
Trump is smelling so bold
Orange Prolapse fart and Gabbard’s ass
Shattered Glass
Laura Branigan
I gave you everything I had
You took my heart and broke it bad
I'm not the kind who can take it alone
I've got nothing more for you
I want somebody who needs me too
I've given up, boy
I'm chasing my joy
And you can make your own
You're not the only one
'Cos my time will come
You can shatter glass
With your heart of stone
But you won't get far on your own
You keep running hot and blowing cold
And everything you hold
Just falls apart like shattered glass
It really doesn't matter to me
Where you're going and who you see
I know that I can make it this time
It doesn't matter any more
Since you've gone and walked out that door
I made a new start
I found a true heart
I'm gonna make it mine
Go out and have your fun
'Cos my time will come
You can shatter glass
With your heart of stone
But you won't get far on your own
You keep running hot and blowing cold
And everything you hold
Just falls apart like shattered glass
You can shatter glass
You can shatter glass
You're not the only one
Go out and have your fun
'Cos my time will come
You can shatter glass
With your heart of stone
But you won't get far on your own
You keep running hot and blowing cold
And everything you hold
Just falls apart like shattered glass
Laura Branigan performed in the Burgh just once. On July 4, 1985, she did a free concert at Point State Park. I was not in attendance.
