DHS Secretary Cosplay Noem is once again taking some slack for conjuring up a fake story about a "bad hombre."
Yep, this particular "worst of the worst" was a "cannibal" who tried to eat both of his arms while being deported.
All I know is that Kristi Noem isn't fit to hold Hannibal Lechter's jock.
The late Jeffrey Dahmer's strap as well.
Regardless, let's give Noem the coveted trifecta.
An Orange Prolapse Award...
Believe it or not, people who actually try eat themselves is a thing. It's called auto-cannibalism. I think there should be a subset of this group for men who try to suck their own dick. Auto-erotic cannibalism.
Cannibal
sonofsaf
Big McDonald’s Quarter Pound
Stormy shit wet dream
A horseface is the enemy
In Washington, D.C.
Kristi @realcannibal
She’s got a job to blow
A piece of shit and dumbfuck
A total shitshow
Piece of shit and dumbfuck
Piece of shit and dumbfuck
Golden toiletry on display
Colonscopy
Dildo of negative feedback*
Colonoscopy
Butt piece of shit and dumbfuck
Piece of shit and dumbfuck
Cannibal
Mental As Anything
My appetite has no bounds
Strange as it may seem
A shameful urge possesses me
Some throwback possibly
If I were a cannibal
You'd be the first to go
Or would I miss you too much
I already know
Would I miss you too much
Would I miss you too much
Suppose I should be put away
Then you would be free
From this perverted maniac
Then you would be free
But would I miss you too much
Would I miss you too much
Mental As Anything played the Burgh just once. In the winter of 1982 at the Stanley Theatre (the modern day Benedum Center). Never heard of 'em. Probably opened for Men Without Hats or some shit.
I debated about whether to include this parody in the Gnome Top 10. Butt ultimately decided against it.
