The Orange Prolapse recently nominated Dr. Jeffrey Kuhlman for U.S. District Court.
Kuhlman's a Kansas enthusiast.
The Kuhlman hath cometh!
Kuhlman
sonofsaf
Mother fucker asshole big lie
Kuhlman, state of Kansas obsessed
Basket of lotion, your silence BeBest,
Toilet stall, and the excrement is blessed,
And Kuhlman, is Donald Trump obsessed
Let’s stop the stealing, (and) try to BeBest
‘Cause Stormy D. she’s got the biggest chest
You, sure smell
You, sure smell
Kuhlman, he’s a huge Epstein fan
Their molestations were widely planned
Mushroom members, their wives not in command
Jeff Kuhlman, loves Big Macs a la carte,
With all the torment, a Quarter Pound fart
Toilet stall, they’lll be shittin’ like retards
You, sure smell
You, sure smell
Kuhlman, we feel great disdain
The Epstein files are a constant refrain,
But Donald’s butt, we defend and defend and defend,
He’ll fuck you (MAGA) clown show endeavor,
He’ll fuck you (MAGA) clown show endeavor,
He’ll fuck you (MAGA) clown show endeavor,
He’ll fuck you (MAGA).
Woman
John Lennon
For the other half of the sky
Woman, I can hardly express,
My mixed emotion at my thoughtlessness,
After all I'm forever in your debt,
And woman, I will try to express,
My inner feelings and thankfulness,
For showing me the meaning of success,
Ooh, well, well,
Ooh, well, well,
Woman, I know you understand
The little child inside the man,
Please remember my life is in your hands,
And, woman, hold me close to your heart,
However distant don't keep us apart,
After all it is written in the stars,
Ooh, well, well,
Ooh, well, well,
Woman, please let me explain,
I never meant to cause you sorrow or pain,
So let me tell you again and again and again,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah) now and forever,
I love you (yeah, yeah).
My 3rd parody of the John Lennon solo classic:
#98. Goodman (regarding DC Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman)
#1047. Palin (regarding Sarah Palin)
#3763. Kuhlman
I never saw John Lennon perform. Although my parents nearly encountered him when they were in New York City on the night he was assassinated. Long story circa 1980.
However, I did see his son Julian Lennon play the Wheeling Civic Center back in the late 80's.
A juggler opened.
