In Minnesota, Tom Homan is in!
And Greg Bovino is out!
For the love of mutton, Bovino was a courageous hero!
Watch him fling this tear gas canister at some freezing hippie college kids. Such a bad-gas!
Butt here's what really happened.
Susie Wiles just fucked Stephen Miller in the ass with a strap-on orange dildo.
Not just him. Kristi Noem was sodomized as well. She'll almost certainly be the first major Cabinet playa to go down.
Truth be told, that scenario seems "slightly" more appealing than the annular rape of Stephen Miller (America's least favorite Chia Pet).
In other news, the Melania movie is cuming to a theater near you.
There's a private, sneak-peak preview at the Trump Kennedy Center on January 29.
Maybe I'll swing down and scalp tickets.
I doubt anyone would give a shit.
Fun fact: Greg Bovino's father killed a woman in 1981. Drunk driving incident. Bovino's parents divorced shortly after this. A the time, he was 14.
Greg Bovino
sonofsaf
Donald’s stool formed a bad toilet ring
Trumpin’ dumpin’ piece of shit so we sing
Not a king but he’s spreading the big lie
I hope that Donald’s dying ‘cause a Big Mac and large fry
Gold toilet stall, oh oh oh yeah
Fuckin’ Greg Bogino, oh yeah yeah
Gold toilet stall, oh oh oh yeah
Gregory Bogino
I wish Donald Trump was fuckin’ dead
That mother and fucker’s
Blood’s MAGA red
His excrement is shit and human waste
Clown Trump Vodka hangover
McChicken has a fowl taste
Gold toilet stall, oh oh oh yeah
Fuckin’ Greg Bogino, oh yeah yeah
Gold toilet stall, oh oh oh yeah
Gregory Bogino, oh yeah yeah
Shits on a golden throne that’s full of hate
Jew delicatessen
Ivanka’s great
A coup d’etat’s a crime a clown would biggie size
First Lady’s cunt is awkward
A Slovenian twat disguise
Gold toilet stall, oh oh oh yeah
Fuckin’ Greg Bogino, oh yeah yeah
Gold toilet stall, oh oh oh yeah
Gregory Bogino, oh yeah yeah
Gold toilet stall, oh oh oh yeah
Fuckin’ Greg Bogino, oh yeah yeah
Gold toilet stall, oh oh oh yeah
Gregory Bogino, oh yeah yeah
Love Casino
Lenny Kravitz
I'm a fool 'cause I had everything
An angelic woman fit for a King
But something in the distance caught my eye
And now my baby's flying away with another guy
I lost it all, oh oh oh yeah
In the love casino, oh yeah yeah
I lost it all, oh oh oh yeah
In the love casino
I was once engaged and to be wed
Forever together
That's what was said
I thought I could resist another's taste
Now our engagement's over
For the things I did in haste
I lost it all, oh oh oh yeah
In the love casino, oh yeah yeah
I lost it all, oh oh oh yeah
In the love casino, oh yeah yeah
So now I'm all alone that was my fate
Have I learned my lesson?
Is it too late?
It took me so much time and nowI realice
The next time love is offered
I'll take it right between the eyes
I lost it all, oh oh oh yeah
In the love casino, oh yeah yeah
I lost it all, oh oh oh yeah
In the love casino, oh yeah yeah
I lost it all, oh oh oh yeah
In the love casino, oh yeah
I lost it all, oh oh oh yeah
In the love casino, oh yeah yeah
I have mixed emotions about Lenny Kravitz. Back in the early 90's, "Are You Gonna Go My Way" was painfully overplayed. To this very day... it still resonates. This one time, that damn song came on and I felt urgently compelled to jump out of an enjoyable hot shower and physically turn off a Panasonic clock radio.
That's not how life's supposed to go.
From 1990 to 2005, Lenny Kravitz played the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.
Lenny Kravitz:
5-21-99, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
