#3490. Slimeball

The Orange Prolapse just posted an ominous warning...

To ICE, Border Patrol, Law Enforcement, and all U.S. Military: As per my August 25, 2025 Executive Order, please be advised that, from this point forward, anybody burning the American Flag, or placing TRUMP DUMP toothpick flags in piles of shit, will be subject to one year in prison. You will be immediately arrested.  Thank you for your attention to this matter!

WTF ?!?!

A scenic Dump spotted off the Andy Warhol Bridge.  Rock hard, ride free.

 

The Trump-Dump Shutdown continues unabated.

Smoosh.

PPD Pride.  Spotted outside the Allegheny County Jail entrance dahntahn.

Steelers have a bye.  Up next is the Browns at Acrisure Statdium.

Diapers and wipes?  Uh, no.  It's more like socks and dish rags.

Regardless, this parody's about former FBI Director James "SLIMEBALL" Comey. 

 

 

Slimeball
sonofsaf

Slimeball Comey isn’t groovy
God damn Trumpin’ dumpin’ movie
Wine and dine McDonald’s he’s receiving it’s the Big Mac plan
Mealtime’s fuckin’ extra cheesy 
Big lie Lake Tahoe was stormy
Slimeball maybe Forty-seven is a dumb cunt whore

Trump’s stealing like a Proud Boy
Mm Trump’s fucking like a Proud Boy
Trump’s tripping on a slimeball
Fag blowing on a young boy
Cunt raped MAGA’s real proud 
Keeping their oath not well-endowed
Why did Stormy sell a pie cream
Forty-seven’s very obscene
Trump Vodka’s like a fine wine
Big Mac I’m gonna opine
Smellin’ shitty, Filet ‘O Fish is fishy
Toilet stall is hot a thrilling shout out to democracy

Slimeball Comey isn’t groovy
God damn Trumpin’ dumpin’ movie
Wine and dine McDonald’s he’s receiving it’s the Big Mac plan
Mealtime’s fuckin’ extra cheesy 
Big lie Lake Tahoe was stormy
Slimeball maybe Forty-seven is a dumb cunt whore

Big lie’s soothing
Big lie’s soothing
Coup d’etat is a shit crime
Insurrection is a fine line
Big lie’s soothing
Big lie’s soothing
Urine’s pissy, a piece of shit is shitty
Big tit motorboating is a shout out to her Triple D. 

Slimeball Comey isn’t groovy
God damn Trumpin’ dumpin’ movie
Wine and dine McDonald’s he’s receiving it’s the Big Mac plan
Mealtime’s fuckin’ extra cheesy 
Big lie Lake Tahoe was stormy
Slimeball maybe Forty-seven is a dumb cunt whore

Big lie’s soothing
Big lie’s soothing
Coup d’etat is a shit crime
Insurrection is a fine line
Big lie’s soothing
It’s really soothing
Such a pity, a piece of shit is shitty
Big tit motorboating is a shout out to her Triple D. 

Slimeball Comey isn’t groovy
God damn Trumpin’ dumpin’ movie
Wine and dine McDonald’s he’s receiving it’s the Big Mac plan
Mealtime’s fuckin’ extra cheesy 
Big lie Lake Tahoe was stormy
Slimeball maybe Forty-seven is a dumb cunt whore

Slimeball Comey isn’t groovy
God damn Trumpin’ dumpin’ movie
Wine and dine McDonald’s he’s receiving it’s the Big Mac plan
Mealtime’s fuckin’ extra cheesy 
Big lie Lake Tahoe was stormy
Slimeball maybe Forty-seven is a dumb cunt whore

 

Rag Doll
Aerosmith

Rag Doll living in a movie
Hot tramp Daddy's little cutie
You're so fine they'll never see you leaving by the back door, man
Hot time get it while it's easy
Don't mind come on up and see me
Rag Doll baby won't you do me like you done before

I'm feeling like a bad boy
Mm just a like a bad boy
I'm ripping up a Rag Doll
Like throwing away an old toy
Some babe's talking real loud
Talking all about the new crowd
Try and tell me of an old dream
A new version of the old scene
Speak easy on the grape vine
Keep shuffling in a shoe shine
Old tin lizzy do it until you're dizzy
Give it all you got until you're put out of your misery

Rag Doll living in a movie
Hot tramp Daddy's little cutie
You're so fine they'll never see you leaving by the back door, man
Hot time get it while it's easy
Don't mind come on up and see me
Rag Doll baby won't you do me like you done before

Yes I'm moving
Yes I'm moving
Get ready for the big time
Tap dancing on a land mine
Yes I'm moving
Yes I'm moving
Old tin lizzy do it until you're dizzy
Give it all you got until you're put out of your misery

Rag Doll living in a movie
Hot tramp Daddy's little cutie
You're so fine they'll never see you leaving by the back door, man
Hot time get it while it's easy
Don't mind come on up and see me
Rag Doll baby won't you do me like you done before

Yes I'm moving
Yes I'm moving
Get ready for the big time
Get crazy on the moonshine
Yes I'm moving
I'm really moving
Sloe gin fizzy, do it until you're dizzy
Give it all you got until you're put out of your misery

Rag Doll living in a movie
Hot tramp Daddy's little cutie
You're so fine they'll never see you leaving by the back door, man
Hot time get it while it's easy
Don't mind come on up and see me
Rag Doll baby won't you do me like you done before

Rag Doll living in a movie
Hot tramp Daddy's little cutie
You're so fine they'll never see you leaving by the back door, man
Hot time get it while it's easy
Don't mind come on up and see me
Rag Doll baby won't you do me like you done before 

From 1973 to 2009, Aerosmith has played the Burgh an astonishing 30 times.

Aerosmith:

 

7-20-88, Civic Center, Wheeling, WV *

8-15-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

8-21-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

6-18-04, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA

* - Mark Madden's favorite concert of all-time.

 

One of the better memes from the past couple decades.

 

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#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

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#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

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#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

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#3482.  Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton

#3483.  Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#3484.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)

#3485.  Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)

#3486.  SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)

#3487.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- Treblemakers)

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#3489.  The Donald's Trumpin' And Dumpin' (You've Got Another Thing Comin' --- Judas Priest)

#3490.  Slimeball (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith) 

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