#3493. Shutdown Street

 I am downright beholden and totally committed to the Orange Prolapse.

 Trump 2028!

 

MAGA !!!

  

Shutdown Street
sonofsaf

Donald is a clown Orange Prolapse fart.  Hell, hell, hell, Trump will burn in hell
His house is white like a trailer park.  Hell, hell, hell, Trump will burn in hell
Comey’s ass he will indict, K$H justice from the FBI

An asshole fart shit sure implies.  An asshole fart shit sure implies.
An asshole fart shit sure implies.  An asshole fart shit sure implies.
An asshole fart shit sure implies.  An asshole fart shit sure implies.
Tahoe Lake was so unwise

News is fakin’ on shutdown street.  Donald is a fuckin’ clown
Donald is a clown Orange Prolapse fart.  Big Mac or a Quarter Pound.

A Mar-A-Lago clown for you
Hell, hell, hell, Trump will burn in hell
Fuckin’ queer and Log Cabin Jew.  Hell, hell, hell, Trump will burn in hell
The Donald’s gock it hangs out, a slab of crap that ain’t too smart 

Forty-seven’s the Orange Prolapse.  Forty-seven’s the Orange Prolapse.
Forty-seven’s the Orange Prolapse.  Forty-seven’s the Orange Prolapse.
Forty-seven’s the Orange Prolapse.  Forty-seven’s the Orange Prolapse.
Golden toilet work of art

News is fakin’ on shutdown street.  Donald is a fuckin’ clown
Ivanka’s a clown Orange Prolapse fart.  Big Mac or a Quarter Pound.

Donald’s ass is so fucking gay.  Hell, hell, hell, Trump will burn in hell
Some Log Cabin syrup’s on the way.  Hell, hell, hell, Trump will burn in hell
Toilet stall regardless for a jag-off who ain’t well-endowed 

Ivanka’s a clown Orange Prolapse fart
Ivanka’s a clown Orange Prolapse fart
Ivanka’s a clown Orange Prolapse fart
Ivanka’s a clown Orange Prolapse fart
Ivanka’s a clown Orange Prolapse fart
Ivanka’s a clown Orange Prolapse fart
Oath Keepers and the boys are proud

News is fakin’ on shutdown street.  Donald is a fuckin’ clown
Ivanka’s a clown Orange Prolapse fart.  Big Mac or a Quarter Pound.

 

Shakedown Street
Grateful Dead

You tell me this town ain't got no heart. Well, well, well, you can never tell
The sunny side of the street is dark. Well, well, well, you can never tell
Maybe that's 'cause it's midnight, in the dark of the moon besides

Maybe the dark is from your eyes. Maybe the dark is from your eyes
Maybe the dark is from your eyes. Maybe the dark is from your eyes
Maybe the dark is from your eyes. Maybe the dark is from your eyes
You know you got such dark eyes!

Nothin' shakin' on Shakedown Street. Used to be the heart of town
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart. You just gotta poke around

You think you've seen this town clear through
Well, well, well, you can never tell
Nothin' here that could int'rest you. Well, well, well, you can never tell
It's not because you missed out on the thing that we had to start

Maybe you had too much too fast. Maybe you had too much too fast
Maybe you had too much too fast. Maybe you had too much too fast
Maybe you had too much too fast. Maybe you had too much too fast
Or just over played your part

Nothin' shakin' on Shakedown Street. Used to be the heart of town
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart. You just gotta poke around

Since I'm passing your way today. Well, well, well, you can never tell
I just stopped in 'cause I want to say. Well, well, well, you can never tell
I recall your darkness when it crackled like a thundercloud

Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart
When I can hear it beat out loud!

Nothin' shakin' on Shakedown Street. Used to be the heart of town
Don't tell me this town ain't got no heart. You just gotta poke around

My 3rd parody of Shakedown Street.

Toilet Seat

#2280.  Big Mac Meat

#3493.  Shutdown Street 

Dedicated to that singular moment in time... when I figured out the Grateful Dead.

 

Watch for Jerry's "head-bob" just seconds before they play Shakedown.

Those nanoseconds back in the summer of 1991 served as the inspiration for my free book about the Grateful Dead.  Hey, I knew they were going to play the tune.  I just had it pegged as the second set opener.

The Big Lie 100:

#3412.  Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)

#3413.  Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)

#3414.  Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)

#3415.  Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart) 

#3416.  Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)

#3417.  Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)

#3418.  Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)

#3419.  Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)

#3420.  Gor (War --- Son Lux)

#3421.  Gor (War --- The Exploited)

#3422.  Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)

#3423.  Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)

#3424.  Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)

#3425.  Gor (War --- The Cardigans) 

#3426.  O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)

#3427.  Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)

#3428.  Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)

#3429.  Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)

#3430.  Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)

#3431.  Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)

#3432.  Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)

#3433.  Trump (Plump --- Hole)

#3434.  Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)

#3435.  Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)

#3436.  Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)

#3437.  Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)

#3438.  Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)

#3439.  Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)

#3440.  White (Night --- Judy Collins)

#3441.  Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)

#3442.  Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)

#3443.  White (Fight --- The Cure)

#3444.  Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)

#3445.  Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)

#3446.  Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)

#3447.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)

#3448.  Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)

#3449.  White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)

#3450.  Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)

#3451.  Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)

#3452.  Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)

#3453.  Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)

#3454.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)

#3455.  Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)

#3456.  Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)

#3457.  Tyrus (Iris --- Live)

#3458.  Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)

#3459.  Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)

#3460.  Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)

#3461.  The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)

#3462.  Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)

#3463.  Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)

#3464.  Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)

#3465.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)

#3466.  Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)

#3467.  Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)

#3468.  Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)

#3469.  Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)

#3470.  The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)

#3471.  Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)

#3472.  Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)

#3473.  Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)

#3474.  Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)

#3475.  Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)

#3476.  Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)

#3477.  Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)

#3478.  Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)

#3479.  Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge) 

#3480.  Gold Card (Graveyard --- Blue Rodeo)

#3481.  Halligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Goodbye --- Hamilton)

#3482.  Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton

#3483.  Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)

#3484.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)

#3485.  Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)

#3486.  SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)

#3487.  Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- Treblemakers)

#3488.  Trump Shutdown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)

#3489.  The Donald's Trumpin' And Dumpin' (You've Got Another Thing Comin' --- Judas Priest)

#3490.  Slimeball (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)

#3491.  The Donald Shutdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)

#3492.  Shutdown (Downtown --- Petula Clark)

#3493.  Shutdown Street (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)

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