The Orange Prolapse released a blueprint for his $200 million Big Beautiful Ballroom.
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| Not gaudy... would be a hyperbolic understatement. |
Rumor has it that all the restrooms (mens, womans, trans, and those who identify as cats and dogs) will feature golden toilets. And with the value of gold breaking new highs on a daily basis, this arsenal of gold commodes will set a new standard in the realm of "excellence of excrement." #TrumperDumper
I formally decree that ALL port-a-jons in the city of Pittsburgh must immediately be rebranded as "Trumper Dumpers."
Make America Grate Again!
Construction, er uh, destruction... is currently under way.
Ballroom Shit
sonofsaf
Oh, Donald Trump’s a retard
Stormy Daniels’ tits his enemy
He creams for cash and spare change
Ivanka uses “Jew-gelt” currency
A coup d’etat plan’s an attack a Truth Social contract
Big lies and bloodshed from a cunt
Flags unfurled and the horrors of MAGA adorers
‘Cause he stinks like Filet ‘O Fish cunt
Fuck Yeah! Stormy’s delighting
Tiny mushroom she’s biting
Trump Vodka is boozing
Ivermectin they’re using
Yeah, yeah...
It’s an anal attack ‘cause Trump baby got back
Golden toilet for the ballroom shit
Flags unfurled and the horror, Proud Boys are cuming for you
Rot’n’burn in hell the ballroom shit
Ballroom shit, ballroom shit, ballroom shit, ballroom shit
Oh Trumpin’ and a-dumpin’
Mother fucking son-in-law’s a Jew
Mar-a-Lago’s in foreclosure
Donald's a queer, hair’s balding, it’s damn true
Insurrection attack, coup d’etat is back
Donald praises stand back and stand by
Flags unfurled and the horror is very inhuman
He would thrill with a dildo is why
Fuck Yeah! Shutdown domestic
Libtards apoplectic
And The Donald’s deceiving
Democracy’s seething
It’s an anal attack ‘cause Trump baby got back
Golden toilet for the ballroom shit
Flags unfurled and the horror, Proud Boys are cuming for you
Rot’n’burn in hell the ballroom shit
Ballroom shit, ballroom shit, ballroom shit, ballroom shit
Fuck Yeah! Stormy’s delighting
Tiny mushroom she’s biting
Trump Vodka is boozing
Ivermectin they’re using
It’s an anal attack ‘cause Trump baby got back
Golden toilet for the ballroom shit
Flags unfurled and the horror, Proud Boys are cuming for you
Rot’n’burn in hell the ballroom shit
Ballroom shit, ballroom shit, ballroom shit, ballroom shit
Shit shit the ballroom shit
Shit shit the ballroom shit
Shit shit the ballroom shit
Yeah, shit the ballroom shit
Ballroom Blitz
Krokus
Oh it's been getting so hard
Living with the things you do to me
My dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh and see a man at the back as a matter of fact
His eyes are as red as the sun
And the girl in the corner let no one ignore her
Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
Oh Yeah! It was like lightning
Everybody was fighting
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
Yeah, yeah...
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
Oh reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you
And the man in the back is ready to crack
As he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is everyone's woman
She could kill you with a wink of her eye
Oh Yeah! It was electric
So perfectly hectic
And the band started leaving
Cause they all stopped breathing
Yeah, yeah...
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
Oh Yeah! It was like lightning
Everybody was fighting
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
Yeah, yeah...
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
It's it's a ballroom blitz
It's it's a ballroom blitz
It's it's a ballroom blitz
Yeah, it's a ballroom blitz
Krokus played the Civic Arena 3 times back in the mid 80's. I did not attend.
I sincerely believe that Krokus lead singer Marc Storace's afro deserves some form of "metal recognition" at the Cleveland Rock'n'Roll Hall of Fame. Believe it or not, Storace once declined an audition with AC/DC.
The Big Lie 100:
#3412. Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)
#3413. Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)
#3414. Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)
#3415. Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart)
#3416. Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)
#3417. Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)
#3418. Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)
#3419. Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)
#3420. Gor (War --- Son Lux)
#3421. Gor (War --- The Exploited)
#3422. Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)
#3423. Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)
#3424. Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)
#3425. Gor (War --- The Cardigans)
#3426. O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)
#3427. Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)
#3428. Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)
#3429. Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)
#3430. Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)
#3431. Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)
#3432. Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)
#3433. Trump (Plump --- Hole)
#3434. Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)
#3435. Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)
#3436. Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)
#3437. Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)
#3438. Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)
#3439. Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)
#3440. White (Night --- Judy Collins)
#3441. Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)
#3442. Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)
#3443. White (Fight --- The Cure)
#3444. Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#3445. Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)
#3446. Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)
#3447. Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)
#3448. Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)
#3449. White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)
#3450. Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)
#3451. Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)
#3452. Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)
#3453. Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)
#3454. Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)
#3455. Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)
#3456. Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)
#3457. Tyrus (Iris --- Live)
#3458. Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)
#3459. Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)
#3460. Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)
#3461. The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)
#3462. Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)
#3463. Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)
#3464. Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)
#3465. Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)
#3466. Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)
#3467. Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)
#3468. Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)
#3469. Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)
#3470. The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)
#3471. Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)
#3472. Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)
#3473. Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)
#3474. Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)
#3475. Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)
#3476. Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)
#3477. Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)
#3478. Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)
#3479. Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge)
#3480. Gold Card (Graveyard --- Blue Rodeo)
#3481. Halligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Goodbye --- Hamilton)
#3482. Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton
#3483. Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#3484. Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)
#3485. Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)
#3486. SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)
#3487. Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- Treblemakers)
#3488. Trump Shutdown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#3489. The Donald's Trumpin' And Dumpin' (You've Got Another Thing Comin' --- Judas Priest)
#3490. Slimeball (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)
#3491. The Donald Shutdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#3492. Shutdown (Downtown --- Petula Clark)
#3493. Shutdown Street (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)
#3494. Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#3495. Trump Shut Shit Down (Don't Bring Me Down --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#3496. Jared Kushner's A Jew (What I Like About You --- The Romantics)
#3497. Shutdown (Slow Down --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#3498. Pete Hegseth (Kiss of Death --- Dokken)
#3499. Peter Hegseth (Angel Of Death --- Slayer)
#3500. Fake News (Bad News --- Zach Bryan)
#3501. Trumpin' (Truckin' --- Grateful Dead)
#3502. Donald's Hair & Andy Barr (Kitchenwares & Candy Bars --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#3503. Pete Hegseth (Kiss Of Death --- New Order)
#3504. Univision (Television --- Stabbing Westward)
#3505. Nobel Peace Prize (Devil Inside --- INXS)
#3506. Scavino (Don't You Know --- The Hollies)
#3507. Trump Fucked Stormy (Pump Dat Party --- Chemical Brothers)
#3508. Donald J. Trump (Mutual Slump --- DJ Shadow)
#3509. Scavino (Don't You Know --- DEVO)
#3510. Trump (Slump --- Ginger Root)
#3511. Dumping In Mar-A-Lago (Humping On Your Stereo --- Supergrass)
#3512. Meloni (Bologna --- Oscar Meyer Commercial)
#3513. Kushner's A Fucking Jew (Making Our Dreams Come True --- Cyndi Grecco)
#3514. Scott Kenneth Bessent (Under The Crescent --- Lake Of Tears)
#3515. Disarm (Disarm --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#3516. Vince Fong (Bird Song --- Grateful Dead)
#3517. Scott Bessent's Face (Incessant Mace --- Soundgarden)
#3518. Kirk Was A Bitch (Working The Ditch --- Melvins)
#3519. Blue Slip (One Slip --- Pink Floyd)
#3520. Gallrein (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
#3521. Thune Plan (Spoonman --- Soundgarden)
#3522. Scott Bessent's Gay (Fluorescent Grey)
#3523. Ed Gallrein (Ball And Chain --- The Who)
#3524. Matt Van Epps (Baby Steps --- Olivia Dean)
#3525. William Crain (Mary Jane --- Spin Doctors)
#3526. William Crain (Gravy Train --- Staus Quo)
#3527. Cole (Hole --- Jimmie's Chicken Shack)
#3528. Donald Trump And Paul Gosar (Anyone Can Play Guitar --- Radiohead)
#3529. Ballroom Shit (Ballroom Blitz --- Krokus)
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