I'm going to present multiple "Golden Toilet" awards....
to any Mar-a-Lago guests willing to come forward and acknowledge...
that they took a dump next to the boxes of classified and Top Secret government documents.
In other news, at a press conference yesterday, the Orange Prolapse was asked about the breasts of Stormy Daniels.
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| Ft. Duquesne Bridge. A distant Acrisure Stadium in the background. |
Trump replied, "I've never seen them. So I wouldn't know. But yes, I have strong hunch that her tits are more fake than the fake news coming out of Silicon Valley."
Dumping In Mar-A-Lago
sonofsaf
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s wife is a piece of shit
Joke to defend
But Stormy Daniels has bigger tits
And doesn’t wear Depends
Orange Prolapse disguise, a Big Mac and fries
Blessing you
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Fake news crook and a shitshow clown
A golden throne flushed and flowed
His toilet stall is on lockdown
A clown abusing his role
Orange Prolapse disguise, a Big Mac and fries
Blessing you
If all the news was fake America ain’t great and you lose
(Yeah, fuck you)
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Ivanka Trump’s a Jew
Her daddy wears Depends
Yeah but her cunt is well-shaven
Cunt we defend
Hell, Orange Prolapse disguise, a Big Mac and fries
Blessing you
If all the news was fake America ain’t great and you lose
Blessing you
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Trump’s treasonous dumping in Mar-a-Lago
Loved one, loved one, loved one
Stormy D.’s thong, loved one, loved one
Stormy D.’s thong, loved one
And Kristi Noem, WOW!
Pumping On Your Stereo
Supergrass
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Well, life is a cigarette
Smoked to the end
But if you rocket the middle bit
Then you burn all your friends
The wider your eyes, the bigger the lies
Yes it's true
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Take a look through your window, now
You're all alone on the road
Well, you'll burn all your bridges down
And now you're losing control
The wider your eyes, the bigger the lies
Yes it's true
If you make a mistake where you couldn't relate to your groove
(Yes, that's true)
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Well now that I've met you
I'll love you as a friend
Yeah but your love is mogadon
Love is the end
Well, the wider your eyes, the bigger the lies
Yes it's true
If you make a mistake well you couldn't relate to your groove
Yes it's true
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Can you hear us humping on your stereo?
Well done, well done, well done
Marvellous song, well done, well done
Marvellous song, well done
Can we go home now?
Supergrass smoked the Burgh just once.
Supergrass:
7-26-08, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Foo Fighters)
The Big Lie 100:
#3412. Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)
#3413. Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)
#3414. Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)
#3415. Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart)
#3416. Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)
#3417. Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)
#3418. Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)
#3419. Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)
#3420. Gor (War --- Son Lux)
#3421. Gor (War --- The Exploited)
#3422. Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)
#3423. Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)
#3424. Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)
#3425. Gor (War --- The Cardigans)
#3426. O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)
#3427. Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)
#3428. Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)
#3429. Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)
#3430. Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)
#3431. Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)
#3432. Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)
#3433. Trump (Plump --- Hole)
#3434. Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)
#3435. Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)
#3436. Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)
#3437. Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)
#3438. Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)
#3439. Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)
#3440. White (Night --- Judy Collins)
#3441. Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)
#3442. Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)
#3443. White (Fight --- The Cure)
#3444. Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#3445. Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)
#3446. Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)
#3447. Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)
#3448. Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)
#3449. White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)
#3450. Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)
#3451. Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)
#3452. Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)
#3453. Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)
#3454. Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)
#3455. Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)
#3456. Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)
#3457. Tyrus (Iris --- Live)
#3458. Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)
#3459. Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)
#3460. Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)
#3461. The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)
#3462. Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)
#3463. Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)
#3464. Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)
#3465. Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)
#3466. Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)
#3467. Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)
#3468. Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)
#3469. Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)
#3470. The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)
#3471. Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)
#3472. Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)
#3473. Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)
#3474. Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)
#3475. Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)
#3476. Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)
#3477. Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)
#3478. Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)
#3479. Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge)
#3480. Gold Card (Graveyard --- Blue Rodeo)
#3481. Halligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Goodbye --- Hamilton)
#3482. Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton
#3483. Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#3484. Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)
#3485. Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)
#3486. SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)
#3487. Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- Treblemakers)
#3488. Trump Shutdown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#3489. The Donald's Trumpin' And Dumpin' (You've Got Another Thing Comin' --- Judas Priest)
#3490. Slimeball (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)
#3491. The Donald Shutdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#3492. Shutdown (Downtown --- Petula Clark)
#3493. Shutdown Street (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)
#3494. Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#3495. Trump Shut Shit Down (Don't Bring Me Down --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#3496. Jared Kushner's A Jew (What I Like About You --- The Romantics)
#3497. Shutdown (Slow Down --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#3498. Pete Hegseth (Kiss of Death --- Dokken)
#3499. Peter Hegseth (Angel Of Death --- Slayer)
#3500. Fake News (Bad News --- Zach Bryan)
#3501. Trumpin' (Truckin' --- Grateful Dead)
#3502. Donald's Hair & Andy Barr (Kitchenwares & Candy Bars --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#3503. Pete Hegseth (Kiss Of Death --- New Order)
#3504. Univision (Television --- Stabbing Westward)
#3505. Nobel Peace Prize (Devil Inside --- INXS)
#3506. Scavino (Don't You Know --- The Hollies)
#3507. Trump Fucked Stormy (Pump Dat Party --- Chemical Brothers)
#3508. Donald J. Trump (Mutual Slump --- DJ Shadow)
#3509. Scavino (Don't You Know --- DEVO)
#3510. Trump (Slump --- Ginger Root)
#3511. Dumping In Mar-A-Lago (Humping On Your Stereo --- Supergrass)
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