Pix Burgers 'round 'deez parts often say "warsh" instead of "wash." As in...
Yinz need to warsh yinz fuckin' ass. Let's go see a Wild Things game in Little Warshington. Donald Trump's a better president than George Warshington. And so on and so forth.
The reason I mention this bilingual discrepancy? Well, the Orange Prolapse just nominated Kevin Warsh to replace Jerome "too great" Powell to lead the Federal Reserve.
I am pleased to announce that I am nominating Kevin Warsh to be the CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD OF GOVERNORS OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE SYSTEM. Kevin currently serves as the Shepard Family Distinguished Visiting Fellow in Economics at the Hoover Institution, and Lecturer at the Stanford Graduate School of Business. He is a Partner of Stanley Druckenmiller at Duquesne Family Office LLC. Kevin received his A.B. from Stanford University, and J.D. from Harvard Law School. He has conducted extensive research in the field of Economics and Finance. Kevin issued an Independent Report to the Bank of England proposing reforms in the conduct of Monetary Policy in the United Kingdom. Parliament adopted the Report's recommendations. Kevin Warsh became the youngest Fed Governor, ever, at 35, and served as a Member of the Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System from 2006 until 2011, as the Federal Reserve's Representative to the Group of Twenty (G-20), and as the Board's Emissary to the Emerging and Advanced Economies in Asia. In addition, he was Administrative Governor, managing and overseeing the Board's operations, personnel, and financial performance. Prior to his appointment to the Board, from 2002 until 2006, Kevin served as Special Assistant to the President for Economic Policy, and Executive Secretary of the White House National Economic Council. Previously, Kevin was a member of the Mergers & Acquisitions Department at Morgan Stanley & Co., in New York, serving as Vice President and Executive Director. I have known Kevin for a long period of time, and have no doubt that he will go down as one of the GREAT Fed Chairmen, maybe the best. On top of everything else, he is “central casting,” and he will never let you down. Congratulations Kevin! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
Yeah sure... as if the Orange Prolapse would possess the requisite patience and clarity to compose that post. Hey Dump, who wrote it? Which piece of administrative excrement wrote that shit?
In other news, Trump is still furious about the NFL kickoff rule change.
Hey Donald, if you need some fresh "verbal ammunition" to go after the NFL, just get one of your stooges to read any of these free books.
Good reading material to peruse before the week leading up to the Super Bowl... and the 2026 NFL Draft
Admittedly a bit tedious.
Warsh
sonofsaf
Oh Donald J. Trump is gay. His penis is pissy. Tiny, mushroom hey
Insurrection crime. Golden Toilet waste
Trial of lies a stormy, mental basket case
Warsh that cunt
Warsh that cunt
Warsh that cunt
Big blackmail. Lying BBC. Trump demanded all the dirty deeds.
Jared’s a Jew. Kushner Jew loves Kristi Noem
Shit can’t be denied President’s a jag-off. Meh
Warsh that cunt
Warsh that cunt
Warsh that cunt
No measles cure. Hooray, RFK Jr. lied. All the way
The Donald still is gay orange power bringing sorrow. Asshole crack in play
Asshole crack, asshole crack. Crack is the new meth norm. The butthole norm.
Warsh that cunt
Warsh that cunt
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Wash
Pearl Jam
Oh please let it rain today. This city's so filthy. Like my mind in ways
Oh it was the time. Like a clean new taste
Smiling eyes before me, inches from my face
Wash my love
Wash my love
Wash my love
Sin for sale. Buying just a need. Just who planted all the devils seeds?
And what's the truth? And the truth that lies at home
It's on the inside and I can't get it off. Yeah
Wash my love
Wash my love
Wash my love
What's clean is pure. But hey, I'm white on the outside. Though I stray
What she don't know today might kill us both tomorrow. Bring it back someday
Bring it back, bring it back. Back to, to the clean form. To the pure form
Wash my love
Wash my love
Wash my love
Wash my love
Wash my love
Wash my love
Wash my love
Wash my love
My second parody of the rare Pearl Jam opener. Five years ago, I penned #318. Josh. It's a tribute to the courage and heroism of Missouri Senator Josh Hawley (R).
From 1991 to the present, Pearl Jam has "oyster housed" the Burgh a grand total of 9 times. Didn't make it into PPG Paints for the final Pearl Jam concert. Hell, it's been a long road. #unfaithful
Pearl Jam:
8-25-98, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA
9-5-00, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA
9-28-05, PNC Park, Pittsburgh, PA (opened for the Rolling Stones)
6-23-06, Mellon Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
10-27-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
10-28-09, Wachovia Spectrum, Philadelphia, PA
5-6-10, Nationwide Arena, Columbus, OH
5-9-10, Quicken Loans Arena, Cleveland, OH
10-11-13, Consol Energy Center, Pittsburgh, PA
10-1-14, U.S. Bank Arena, Cincinnati, OH
9-26-15, Central Park, New York City, NY (Global Citizen Festival)
4-28-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA
4-29-16, Wells Fargo Center, Philadelphia, PA (10)
5-16-25, PPG Paints Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
