#3623. Larry Summers

Oh how the mighty have fallen!

Larry Summers used to be the U.S. Treasury Secretary.  He was a former Harvard University President.  Served on countless Board of Directors.  Highly respected multi-millionaire.  And so on and so forth.

Now he's just a scumbag piece of shit who almost certainly received massages and happy endings from naked teenage girls.

Just another old, mega-wealthy white male who succumbed to his grossly abnormal, pedophile instincts. 

 

 

Eventually the truth will emerge.

Regardless, Larry Summers gets the Dump of the Day Award.

 

Larry Summers
sonofsaf

gold toilet stall, an orange disguise
a queer who’s so unkind
now confess your insurrection crime

golden stall’s, worth more than turds
the stain that Trump will bring
forty-seven is gay and not a king

Larry Summers was a fan
Epstein wasn’t wrong
molestin’ all the time from dusk ’til dawn

he’s bought and sold, Orange Prolapse goon
his sins were always planned
coup d’etat crimes no doubt don’t give a damn

gonna defile, part of his style
critical his race
The Donald’s rosacea and ugly face

Larry Summers had a plan
Epstein wasn’t wrong
molestin’ all the time from dusk ’til dawn

[instrumental]

Larry Summers had a plan
Epstein wasn’t wrong
molestin’ all the time from dusk ’til dawn
fishy sticky abusin’ fingers
just their style molestin’ (from) dusk ’til dawn

 

Seven Wonders
Nickel Creek

when shadows fall, he'll close his eyes
to hear the clocks unwind
powerless to leash the hands of time

kingdoms fall, the earth revolves
the rain will come this spring
and nothing he could say would change a thing

seven wonders crowed the man
knowing six are gone
and how the great illusion lingers on

he cant enfold, the sun or moon
or wind within his hand
but count the times he'll shout the great i am

with all the while, a pontiff smile
veiling his disgrace
at never owning more than second place

seven wonders crowed the man
knowing six are gone
and how the great illusion lingers on

[instrumental]

seven wonders crowed the man
knowing six are gone
and how the great illusion lingers
while the sad confusion lingers
all the while illusion lingers on 

From 2003 to the present, Nickel Creek has strummed the Burgh a grand total of 7 times.  Never seen 'em.

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