Last night, amidst the background of a government shutdown...
the Orange Prolapse hosted a roaring 1920's themed gala at Mar-A-Lago.
Opulence!
Butt this parody is about Stormy Daniels...
Stormy’s Thong
sonofsaf
MAGA crimes Trump’s gonna screw you
MAGA crimes Trump’s tiny bone
Forty-seven’s lyin’ to you
Stop the steal his golden throne
Whore’s horseface hurts him deeply
Insurrection’s a war crime
Kushner Jew is not pretty
Orange Prolapse will constipate mankind
Stormy’s thong’s a delight
Stormy’s thong is for pleasure
Stormy’s thong’s in a toilet of turds
Do not cast ass-sunder
Twat spreading the big lie just in case
Porn needs to be wetter
Stormy’s thong, Stormy’s thong
Stormy’s thong forever
Stormy’s outta line with big tits
Job to blow is on the way
Stormy went down in Tahoe
Twat to screw tiny mushroom hooray
Triple D. he’ll motorboat
Don’t diss her tits and ass
Clown’s, hair wig is on backwards
Clown’s, butthole an ass attack
Trump is gay
Stormy’s thong’s a delight
Stormy’s thong is for pleasure
Stormy’s thong’s in a toilet of turds
Do not cast ass-sunder
Twat spreading the big lie just in case
Porn needs to be wetter
Stormy’s thong, Stormy’s thong
Stormy’s thong forever
Cock inside the anal creep clown
Cock inside a pie of cream
So unkind Trump ain’t BeBest
Patel’s a KR$TCH who’s so obscene
Forty-seven’s full of shit
He’ll suck and cause despair
Orange Prolapse the enemy
Gonna steal your Medicare
Trump is gay
Stormy’s thong’s a delight
Stormy’s thong is for pleasure
Stormy’s thong’s in a toilet of turds
Do not cast ass-sunder
Twat spreading the big lie just in case
Porn needs to be wetter
Stormy’s thong, Stormy’s thong
Stormy’s thong forever
Stormy’s thong’s a delight
Stormy’s thong is for pleasure
Stormy’s thong’s in a toilet of turds
Do not cast ass-sunder
Twat spreading the big lie just in case
Porn needs to be wetter
Stormy’s thong, Stormy’s thong
Stormy’s thong forever
Stormy’s thong’s a delight
Stormy’s thong is for pleasure
We Belong
Pat Benatar
Many times I've tried to tell you
Many times I've cried alone
Always I'm surprised how well you
Cut my feelings to the bone
Don't wanna leave you really
I've invested too much time
To give you up that easy
To the doubts that complicate your mind
We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder
We belong to the sound of the words
We've both fallen under
Whatever we deny or embrace
For worse or for better
We belong, we belong
We belong together
Maybe it's a sign of weakness
When I don't know what to say
Maybe I just wouldn't know
What to do with my strength anyway
Have we become a habit?
Do we distort the facts?
Now, there's no looking forward
Now, there's no turning back
When you say
We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder
We belong to the sound of the words
We've both fallen under
Whatever we deny or embrace
For worse or for better
We belong, we belong
We belong together
Close your eyes and try to sleep now
Close your eyes and try to dream
Clear your mind and do your best
To try and wash the palette clean
We can't begin to know it
How much we really care
I hear your voice inside me
I see your face everywhere
Still you say
We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder
We belong to the sound of the words
We've both fallen under
Whatever we deny or embrace
For worse or for better
We belong, we belong
We belong together
We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder
We belong to the sound of the words
We've both fallen under
Whatever we deny or embrace
For worse or for better
We belong, we belong
We belong together
We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder
Great tune.
From 1979 to the present, Pat Benatar has heartbroken the Burgh a grand total of 13 times.
Never seen her. She opened up for Bryan Adams last night at PPG Paints Arena. We debated the merits of attending... but then got sucked into the Chiefs/Bills game.
In other news, the Steel Curtain defense looked good against Indy yesterday.
However, when you snag six turnovers and only win by a touchdown, well, uh.
The Big Lie 100:
#3412. Epstein Files (Million Miles --- Fuel)
#3413. Nancy Mace (Cyberspace --- AC/DC)
#3414. Nancy Mace (Paper Chase --- The Academy Is...)
#3415. Sarah Qudah (Barracuda --- Heart)
#3416. Bolton Bummer (Golden Slumbers --- Paul McCartney)
#3417. Jeff Crank (Blood Bank --- Macabre)
#3418. Donald Trump's A Total Shitshow (Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go --- Wham)
#3419. Laura E. Loomer (I Heard A Rumor --- Bananarama)
#3420. Gor (War --- Son Lux)
#3421. Gor (War --- The Exploited)
#3422. Fat Orange Man (Sharp Dressed Man --- ZZ Top)
#3423. Senator Rounds (Comforting Sounds --- Mew)
#3424. Trump Center (Tormentor --- Kreator)
#3425. Gor (War --- The Cardigans)
#3426. O'Neill (The Wheel --- Grateful Dead)
#3427. Fuck Ashli Babbitt (I Am A Rabbitt --- The Lemonheads)
#3428. Ernst Was For Sale (Cursed Female --- Porno For Pyros)
#3429. Donald Clown (Golden Brown --- The Stranglers)
#3430. Jim O'Neill (Heart Of Steel --- A Flock Of Seagulls)
#3431. Cracker's A Barrel (Roll Out The Barrel --- West Coast Prost)
#3432. Scumbag Nancy Mace (Scumbag Human Race --- Destruction)
#3433. Trump (Plump --- Hole)
#3434. Laura Loomer (Sense Of Humor --- Daniel Johnston)
#3435. Ashley Hinson (Turning Crimson --- IAMX)
#3436. Dana White (Satellite --- Depeche Mode)
#3437. Dana White (Dynamite --- Scorpions)
#3438. Dana White (Satellite --- All Time Low)
#3439. Dana White (One More Night --- Phil Collins)
#3440. White (Night --- Judy Collins)
#3441. Dana White (Fly By Night --- Rush)
#3442. Dana White (Silent Night --- Taylor Swift)
#3443. White (Fight --- The Cure)
#3444. Dana White (Satellite --- Brian Jonestown Massacre)
#3445. Trump Is Inbred (Over My Head --- Alabama Shakes)
#3446. Amicola (Ayatollah --- Catfish And The Bottlemen)
#3447. Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Steely Dan)
#3448. Charlie Kirk Sold Out (We Can Work It Out --- The Beatles)
#3449. White's Cum (nightcum --- Corbin)
#3450. Dana White (Satellite --- Guster)
#3451. Tyler Robinson (Mrs. Robinson --- Simon & Garfunkel)
#3452. Dana White (See The Light --- Hillsong Worship)
#3453. Buffalo Bills (Run To The Hills --- Iron Maiden)
#3454. Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Kiss)
#3455. Tyrus (Iris --- Goo Goo Dolls)
#3456. Tyrus (Iris --- The Breeders)
#3457. Tyrus (Iris --- Live)
#3458. Blow Dana White (Go Fly A Kite --- Bing Crosby)
#3459. Russ Diamond (Black Diamond --- Bee Gees)
#3460. Charlie Kirk (Dirty Work --- Sunami)
#3461. The Orange Prolapse Stain (I Can't Stand The Rain --- Tina Turner)
#3462. Tyrus (Iris --- Pastel Ghost)
#3463. Fuck Dana White (The Inner Light --- The Beatles)
#3464. Antifa (Amnesia --- The Vines)
#3465. Antifa (Amnesia --- Mr. Kittie)
#3466. Jimmy Kimmel (Sacrificial --- Death)
#3467. Tits Are Fake (Cups And Cakes --- Spinal Tap)
#3468. Dumbfuck Bondi (Must Crush Barbie --- Spinal Tap)
#3469. Blowing In Mar-a-Lago (Going To California --- Led Zeppelin)
#3470. The UFC And Dana White (I'm Beginning To See The Light --- Frank Sinatra)
#3471. Donald Loved Stormy (Gimme Some Money --- Spinal Tap)
#3472. Jerry Jeudy (Heavy Duty --- Judas Priest)
#3473. Antifa (Amnesia --- Saga)
#3474. Congressman Don Bacon (Bringing Home The Bacon --- Procol Harum)
#3475. Brendan Carr (Drive My Car --- The Beatles)
#3476. Trump Gold Card (Cop Graveyard --- Teen Suicide)
#3477. Trump Dump Forever (Hell Bent For Leather)
#3478. Trump Dump World (Stupid Girl --- Garbage)
#3479. Trump Is A Shitshow (Come To My Window --- Melissa Etheridge)
#3480. Gold Card (Graveyard --- Blue Rodeo)
#3481. Halligan's Big Lie (Mulligan's Goodbye --- Hamilton)
#3482. Prosecutor Halligan (Alexander Hamilton --- Hamilton
#3483. Dirty Cop (Coffee Shop --- Red Hot Chili Peppers)
#3484. Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- The Chordettes)
#3485. Dirty Cop (Candy Shop --- 50 Cent & Olivia)
#3486. SLIMEBALL (Rag Doll --- Franki Valli & The Four Seasons)
#3487. Dirty Cop (Lollipop --- Treblemakers)
#3488. Trump Shutdown (Lay It Down --- Ratt)
#3489. The Donald's Trumpin' And Dumpin' (You've Got Another Thing Comin' --- Judas Priest)
#3490. Slimeball (Rag Doll --- Aerosmith)
#3491. The Donald Shutdown (The Final Countdown --- Europe)
#3492. Shutdown (Downtown --- Petula Clark)
#3493. Shutdown Street (Shakedown Street --- Grateful Dead)
#3494. Shutdown (Breakdown --- Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
#3495. Trump Shut Shit Down (Don't Bring Me Down --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#3496. Jared Kushner's A Jew (What I Like About You --- The Romantics)
#3497. Shutdown (Slow Down --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#3498. Pete Hegseth (Kiss of Death --- Dokken)
#3499. Peter Hegseth (Angel Of Death --- Slayer)
#3500. Fake News (Bad News --- Zach Bryan)
#3501. Trumpin' (Truckin' --- Grateful Dead)
#3502. Donald's Hair & Andy Barr (Kitchenwares & Candy Bars --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#3503. Pete Hegseth (Kiss Of Death --- New Order)
#3504. Univision (Television --- Stabbing Westward)
#3505. Nobel Peace Prize (Devil Inside --- INXS)
#3506. Scavino (Don't You Know --- The Hollies)
#3507. Trump Fucked Stormy (Pump Dat Party --- Chemical Brothers)
#3508. Donald J. Trump (Mutual Slump --- DJ Shadow)
#3509. Scavino (Don't You Know --- DEVO)
#3510. Trump (Slump --- Ginger Root)
#3511. Dumping In Mar-A-Lago (Humping On Your Stereo --- Supergrass)
#3512. Meloni (Bologna --- Oscar Meyer Commercial)
#3513. Kushner's A Fucking Jew (Making Our Dreams Come True --- Cyndi Grecco)
#3514. Scott Kenneth Bessent (Under The Crescent --- Lake Of Tears)
#3515. Disarm (Disarm --- Smashing Pumpkins)
#3516. Vince Fong (Bird Song --- Grateful Dead)
#3517. Scott Bessent's Face (Incessant Mace --- Soundgarden)
#3518. Kirk Was A Bitch (Working The Ditch --- Melvins)
#3519. Blue Slip (One Slip --- Pink Floyd)
#3520. Gallrein (Cocaine --- Eric Clapton)
#3521. Thune Plan (Spoonman --- Soundgarden)
#3522. Scott Bessent's Gay (Fluorescent Grey)
#3523. Ed Gallrein (Ball And Chain --- The Who)
#3524. Matt Van Epps (Baby Steps --- Olivia Dean)
#3525. William Crain (Mary Jane --- Spin Doctors)
#3526. William Crain (Gravy Train --- Staus Quo)
#3527. Cole (Hole --- Jimmie's Chicken Shack)
#3528. Donald Trump And Paul Gosar (Anyone Can Play Guitar --- Radiohead)
#3529. Ballroom Shit (Ballroom Blitz --- Krokus)
#3530. Ballroom (Perfume --- Old 97's)
#3531. Ballroom Bullshit (Courtroom Spirit --- Annette Soundtrack)
#3532. Sununu (Who Are You --- Black Sabbath)
#3533. Brad Little's Turds (Three Little Birds --- Bob Marley & The Wailers)
#3534. 'Vanka's A Jew (Still Loving You --- Scorpions)
#3535. Donald's In Charge (Charles In Charge --- Sitcom theme song)
#3536. Andrew Clyde (Suicide --- Teen Suicide)
#3537. (Ice Team) --- ((Nice Dream) --- Radiohead)
#3538. Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Ceremony)
#3539. Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Dan England & John Ford Coley)
#3540. Tylenol (Waterfall --- Bananarama)
#3541. Tylenol (Cannonball --- The Breeders)
#3542. Arctic Frost (Holocaust --- Son Volt)
#3543. Melissa (Melissa --- King Diamond)
#3544. Trump Dumpin' It's The Ballroom Shitshow (She Came In Through The Bathroom Window --- The Beatles)
#3545. Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Eric Clapton)
#3546. Peace Through Strength (Inner Strength --- Hilary Duff)
#3547. Peace Through Strength (Give Me Strength --- Neil Young)
#3548. Tylenol (Waterfall --- Electric Light Orchestra)
#3549. Ballroom (Perfume --- The Jesus And Mary Chain)
#3550. Nigeria (Albania --- Coach from Cheers)
#3551. Forty-Five (So Alive --- Love And Rockets)
#3552. Andrew Clyde (Mama Tried --- Grateful Dead)
#3553. Stormy's Thong (We Belong --- Pat Benatar)
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