Vice President JD Vance's biggest accomplishment in 2025?
It's gotta be when Vance dropped Ohio State's NCAA championship trophy at the White House. Way to be "reppin" your home state.
Honorable mention:
When he publicly encouraged his wife Usha Chilikuri to convert from Hinduism to Christianity in order to please the Orange Prolapse. Personally speaking,
I'd rather see Elon Musk perform a 120 degrees Hajj in a Tesla Cybertruck.
JD Vance
sonofsaf
Trump has an obscene golden toilet past
MAGA flags unfurl blowin’ up your ass.
Evangelical storage of Christ no doubt
Democrat libtards recoil as they stand and shout.
Probably inbred, Trump is gay.
The Orange Prolapse always on display.
Donald’s the king MAGA flags unfurl:
piss and shit, First Lady Euro-trash girl.
[Chorus]
JD Vance, Vice Prez doncha know
Usha indeed, white trash shitshow
Second Lady’s job is to blow
JD Vance, Vice Prez doncha know
More pardons to give and whores to deceive
Epstein didn’t live but you gotta believe.
Donald Trump’s a shittin’, damn chicken-hawk.
Tiny mushroom is all the essence of small cock.
Gotta sing ‘bout critical race,
Jism cum dumpster disgrace.
Hindu clown Usha Vishna whore.
Never enough ’til her asshole’s sore.
[3x Chorus]
JD Vance
JD Vance
JD Vance
Second Lady’s cunt
JD Vance
Vice Prez doncha know
Life's A Dance
John Michael Montgomery
When I was fourteen I was fallin' fast
For a blue-eyed girl in my homeroom class.
Tryin to find the courage to ask her out
Was like tryin' to get oil from a water spout.
What she would've said, I can't say.
I never did ask then she moved away.
I learned something from my blue-eyed girl:
sink or swim, you gotta give it a whirl.
[Chorus]
Life's a dance, you learn as you go.
Sometimes you lead, sometimes you follow.
Don't worry 'bout what you don't know,
life's a dance, you learn as you go.
The longer I live the more I believe
You do have to give if you wanna receive.
There's a time to listen, a time to talk.
And you might have to crawl even after you walk.
Had sure things blow up in my face,
Seen the longshot win the race.
Been knocked down by the slammin' door.
Picked myself up and came back for more.
[3x Chorus]
Life's a dance
Life's a dance
Life's a dance
Take a chance on love
Life's a dance
you learn as you go
From 1994 to 2001, John Michael Montgomery cuntrified the Burgh a grand total of 3 times. Never seen him.
#1450. J.D. (Lady --- Little River Band)
#1465. Vance Is A Cunt (Eminence Front --- The Who)
#2005. Vance Is White And Gay (Dance the Night Away --- Van Halen)
#2009. Vance, Vance, Vance (Dance, Dance, Dance --- Neil Young)
#2561. Vance (Chance --- Robert Palmer)
#2562. J.D. Vance (My Romance --- Ella Fitzgerald)
#2566. Vance (Chance --- Big Country)
#2648. Usha Vance (In A Trance --- Malcolm Todd)
#2657. J.D. Vance (Army Ants --- Stone Temple Pilots)
#2658. Vance, Motherfucker, Vance! (Dance, Motherfucker, Dance! --- Violent Femmes)
#2659. J.D. Vance (And We Danced --- The Hooters)
