Well, it's the Seattle Seahawks (-4.5) vs. the New England Patriots in the Toilet Bowl.
| Movement Monday! |
If QB Drake Maye wins...
he will become the face of the Stairway to Seven. Leaving depressed Pixburgh fans to wallow in their collective misery at Acrisure Stadium.
| Has a Cleveland Browns kinda feel, eh? |
Rumor has it that Donald Trump is skipping this year's Super Bowl. He's angered by the presence of Green Day and Bad Bunny. And he despises the host city of Santa Clara due to its proximity of San Francisco and Nancy Pelosi.
However, the Orange Prolapse...
does have plans to come to Pittsburgh for the 2026 NFL Draft on April 23.
Trump reportedly told Goodell that he will be performing the duty of "emcee" on opening night.
And if Goodell doesn't "acquiesce," Trump said he'll overshadow the draft with plans to surge ICE into the Burgh. Who knows, maybe ICE agents could clean up all of the shit. Oh wait, that job's better suited for the National Guard.
Regardless, Make Drafting Great Again!
Drake Maye Must Die (Big Mac Attack)
sonofsaf
Drake Maye, must die
Bought and sold for the big lie
A whore mother fucker, Boston cream pie
Drake Maye, must die
Kraft is a Jew and patriot hack
A piece of shit, and he’s kinda fat
From dusk til dawn, testicle sack
Robert Kraft is a Jew and patriot hack
Trump’s dick ain’t long butt he’s penis pumpin' (Trumpin’ Dumpin’, Trumpin’ Dumpin’)
For all the glory of Trumpin’ Dumpin’ (Trumpin’ Dumpin’, Trumpin’ Dumpin’)
Shit's better there's no doubt, with a Christian creep
Trump’s dick ain’t long butt he’s penis pumpin'
Drake Maye, must die
Bought and sold for the big lie
A whore mother fucker Boston cream pie
Hey Hey, My My (Into The Black)
Neil Young
Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture than meets the eye
Hey hey, my my
Out of the blue and into the black
You pay for this, but they give you that
And once you're gone you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black
The king is gone but he's not forgotten (Johnny Rotten, Johnny Rotten)
Is this the story of Johnny Rotten? (Johnny Rotten, Rotten Johnny)
It's better to burn out 'cause rust never sleeps
The king is gone but he's not forgotten
Hey hey, my my
Rock and roll can never die
There's more to the picture than meets the eye
Neil Young has rocked the Burgh 13 times.
Neil Young:
8-21-97 Star Lake Amphitheatre, Burgettstown, PA *
9-21-02, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)
6-16-03, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA *
11-9-12, Peterson Events Center, Pittsburgh, PA *
9-16-17, Post-Gazette Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (Farm Aid)
* - w/ Crazy Horse
