Minnesota Governor Tim Walz recently met with "Border Tard" Tom Homan.
When asked how the meeting went, Walz said "Homan gave me his assurance that ICE would not use "hoes" as weapons."
Meanwhile, the Orange Prolapse traveled to a popular midwest tourist destination... Clive, Iowa. He failed to mention anything about the ongoing para-military operations in Minneapolis. Instead, he focused on jobs and cost of living.
However, at the the end of his speech, he did celebrate the street execution-style murder of American citizens by resurrecting his signature dance moves.
I like it at the end where he twerks an inverted "Dump Silhouette."
Homan
sonofsaf
Cavity’s to always search, anal hell is stinking
More high treason, Trump ain’t rectifying
Tom Douglas Homan!
Tom Douglas Homan!
U.S. expansion, we share Venezuela.. Maduro’s hell
Donald’s nom de plume, Orange Prolapse for all to see
Tom Douglas Homan!
Tom Douglas Homan!
“McDonald’s, Big Mac ain’t a Quarter Pound. Hands bruising!
An ugly fatal slaying (with) no health care!
Security shit to fear! Fuck you!”
“ICE shitshow!”
Tom Douglas Homan!
Tom Douglas Homan!
Omens
King Diamond
Nobody's inside the church, but the bell is ringing
For no reason, the flowers are dying
Oh, deadly Omens!
Oh, deadly Omens!
Inside the mansion, the air is unbearable.. a rotten smell
In the dining room, the table is set for three
Oh, deadly Omens!
Oh, deadly Omens!
"Miriam, come here and see what I've found. It's moving!
An empty cradle swaying in the air!
I did not bring it in here! Did you?!"
"No, no, no!"
Oh, deadly Omens!
Oh, deadly Omens!
From 1988 to 2015, King Diamond has "grandma'd" the Burgh a grand total of 6 times.
King Diamond:
8-24-88, Bogart's, Cincinnati, OH (The
stage manager, "Ole Bang", tried to seduce me backstage. No joke,
that's his real name. And yeah, he did. Totally fucked up. Very
creepy in retrospect. Flotsam and Jetsam opened.)
Unsure of the exact date in 1989, Bogart's, Cincinnati, OH (I
searched on it and it's as if this particular concert has been deleted
from the history of rock'n'roll. I saw some lanky dude get killed
during the opening act (Armored Saint). Maybe during "Chemical
Euphoria." He took a karate kick to the chest on the outer periphery of
the pit. I'm assuming he died from cardiac arrest. Assailant just
vanished. I was in the parking lot about to be interviewed by the local
news and someone came running up to the female reporter and said, "The
King is gonna speak. He's gonna issue a statement" Her and the camera
guy ditched me and headed into the Bogart's back door entrance.
11-28-89, South Hills Theater, Pittsburgh, PA (As
the show ended, I'll never forget the crowd's reaction. Utter
disbelief. Total silence. The house lights kicked on as Grandma met
her demise. You could've heard a pin drop.)
10-19-14, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
7-8-15, First Niagara Pavilion, Burgettstown, PA (co-headlined with Slayer)
11-23-15, Stage AE, Pittsburgh, PA
Who the hell goes to 3 King Diamond concerts during the span of one year? Me I guess. How does such an option even remotely exist?
