Calls for the impeachment of DHS Secretary Kristi Noem are on the rise.
Let's give her a "Cum Dumpster Fire Award." This ain't your ordinary Dumpster Fire tribute. It's a tiny mushroom cum driven celebration of sorts.
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The late Nancy Reagan said it best. Just say Noem! Just say Noem
Kristi Noem
sonofsaf
Stormy whores
And more big lies
The MAGA praise dead end
MAGA craze
More MAGA praise
Donald wears Depends
MAGA ain’t strong and can’t get along
Cum dumpster loads of MAGA semen
Kristi Noem loves the Golden Dome
All the Proud Girls will sin
The stormy whores
And more big lies
All the Trumpin’ Dumpin’ praise dead end
MAGA craze and MAGA praise
Donald wears Depends
Room To Roam
The Waterboys
You go yours
And I'll go mine
The many ways we'll wend
Many days
And many ways
Ending in one end
Many a wrong and its curing song
Many a road and many an inn
Room to roam but only one home
For all the world to win
So you go yours
And I'll go mine
And the many many ways we'll wend
Many days and many ways
Ending in one end
The Waterboys have hydrated the Burgh only once. In the spring of 2015 at Mr. Small's Theatre. I was not in attendance.
Gnome Top 10:
#1. Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)
#242. Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)
#249. Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)
#301. Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)
#302. Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)
#303. Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)
#497. Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)
#515. Fuck The Leech: (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)
#535. Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)
#536. Noem: (Phish --- Foam)
#703. Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)
#704. Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)
#721. I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)#1009. Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1813. Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)
#1816. Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)
#2066. Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)
#2148. Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2542. Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#2544. Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)
#3008. Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)
#3009. Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)
#3011. Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3016. Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)
#3025. Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided By Voiced)
#3046. Noem (Rome --- Yeaslayer)
#3195. Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Men At Work)
#3196. Kristi Noem (Palindrome --- Azure Ray)
#3269. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- My Morning Jacket)
#3273. Kristi L. Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3687. Kristi's ICE (The Thin Ice --- Pink Floyd)
#3697. Kristi Noem (Room to Roam --- The Waterboys)
