Kari Lake, a/k/a/ the Bronze Prolapse...
released an AI video of the Orange Prolapse winning a gold medal on behalf of the U.S. Men's Olympic hockey team.
For background music, Kari Lake chose the Eye of the Tiger anthem by Survivor. But I think her tribute video would've been far better off if she had used the intended song. The Canadian rock band Monster Truck hockey anthem mega-hit... The Enforcer.
Fortunately I took it upon myself to solve this discrepancy with one of my very own D-g Awful parodies.
Regardless, let's give Kari Lake an Orange Prolapse Award.
And a Golden Toilet Trophy.
This parody has merit. I'd rate it as "Very Karaoke"
sonofsaf
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
Big Mac cooking take a bite
His Jew daughter loves Bud Light
Your MAGA’s fake old glory.
Melania’s a cunt
Stormy D. leads the witch hunt,
Porn demand is softcore.
It’s all the same shitshow,
Golden toilet doncha know,
Job to blow no love letter
Shitshow cum dumpster load
Fuck you (and) your camel toe
Trump’s off the deep end
[Pre-Chorus:]
Moron shitshows,
Bug Light kegs because Kid Rock blows.
[Chorus:]
No civil rights, Orange Prolapse stains.
(Oh whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Donald’s divine, his god-like disdain.
(Oh whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Forty-seven’s the fraud, you must defend
(Oh whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Filet ‘o Fish bite and a Pap smear, offend
(Oh whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Ohhhh yeah!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
Screw you Donald’s guarantee,
A tiny plan for Stormy D.
His mushroom’s gonna fuck ya.
When pushin’ cums to shove,
Big lie he ain’t a cunt,
But has meat to dismember.
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
[Chorus]
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
“Yeah”
“Chilly!?”
“Yeah”
“ICE volunteers! What the fuck!”
The Enforcer
Monster Truck
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
I'm not looking for a fight
If you come at me tonight
I'm gonna make you sorry.
Don't try my patience, son
There's a reason I'm the one,
People stand aside for.
Just play the game you know,
And we won't go toe-to-toe,
Tomorrow you'll feel better.
You know this ain't a road,
For you to freely go,
This is a dead end!
[Pre-Chorus:]
And on it goes,
Someone begs for a broken nose.
[Chorus:]
Under the lights, my justice reigns.
(Oh whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Crossing my line, will put you in pain.
(Oh whoa-oh-oh-oh)
You'll be praying to God, "When will it end?"
(Oh whoa-oh-oh-oh)
This is not a fight you can win here, my friend.
(Oh whoa-oh-oh-oh)
Ohhhh yeah!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
Do you really wanna see,
If I'm the man I claim to be?
This is a bad idea.
Before you drop the gloves,
Say "Bye" to those you love,
And those teeth you remember.
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
[Chorus]
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh...
"Yeah"
"REALLY!?"
"Yeah"
"I've had three beers! Huhuh!"
Damn, I really abhor this song. The chorus and refrains are just mind-numbingly annoying. Kind of like a belligerent gnat, n'at.
If you wish, feel free to change the title to "The Endorser."
Seriously though... hats off, er uh, helmets off, to the U.S. men's hockey team.

