Willie Nelson once said...
There are two types of women in this world. Euro-whore Slovenian sluts who would have sex with Donald Trump. And those who find the notion of having sex with the Orange Prolapse to be disgusting, vile and repugnant. --- SAF
| For the love of G-B! |
Regardless, this parody's about DNI Secretary Tulsi Gabbard.
Gabbard
sonofsaf
Gabbard’s
An Orange Prolapse stain
On a golden throne
She’s sucking tiny mushroom bone
That Gabbard
DNI despair
Stormy Daniels creams
Mane horseface hair
Trump’s butthole is a-crapping
Quarter Pound smells like ass
The joke is on mankind and that’s why it’s so tragic
MAGA hate’s a gas, gas, gas
Donald’s farting on Gabbard
That President Trump is gay
Creep disease is here to stay
Tiny mushroom she will blow and suck yinz flattered
Fuckin’ creepin’ enemy
Gabbard
Shattered
Linda Ronstadt
Shattered
Like a windowpane
Broken by a stone
Each tiny piece of me lies alone
And scattered
Far beyond repair
All my shiny dreams
Just lying there
I'm broken but I'm laughing
It's the sound of falling glass
I hope that you won't mind if I should cry in public
While I wait for this to pass
Cause sweet darling I'm shattered
Into fragments cold and gray
Sweep the pieces all away
Then no one will ever know how much it mattered
Something deep inside of me
Shattered
From 1975 to 1990, Linda Ronstadt covered the Burgh a grand total of 6 times. Never seen her.
