Every so often I encounter a song that is NOT "dumpworthy."
It's a relatively new concept in the realm of Trumpin' 'n Dumpin' parodies.
Listening to this tune is like chewing on tin foil. Very unpleasant and not even worthy of a single Trump Dump.
Regardless, this parody's about Pennsylvania State Treasurer Stacy Garrity.
Garrity's currently basking in the colonic glow of the Orange Prolapse's bulging endorsement.
Truth be told, Garrity will cruise to victory in the Republican primary (uncontested). Butt shortly thereafter, she will receive a "political proctocolectomy" at the skilled hands of Governor Josh Shapiro in the general. It's the keystone equivalent of having your entire colon and rectum removed.
Instead of being labeled a "jag-off"... voters are already referring to her as an "ass-off." Not to be confused with Senator Jon Ossoff (D-GA).
Stacy Garrity
sonofsaf
A pedophile phenomenon
Island rapin’ survival game outcry
Stacy Garrity her Pennsylvania pies of cream
Stormy D. pornography
She’ll defile the MAGA right
Monster rack, tiny mushroom bite
And Stacy Garrity her Pennsylvania pies of cream
Dildo toys that she will crave
Donald Trump will fuck you with a lie
Donald will fuck you with a ie
Trump will fuck you with a lie
Donald will fuck you with a lie
Left Hand Charity
36 Crazyfists
A classroom circle slowly drifts on
I knew right then I'd carve your name, so I
Save your charity it's gone too far now as it seems
I drive by your scenery
All the while I died that night
Please come back, tell me it's alright
And save your charity it's gone too far now as it seems
Little boys that misbehave
And I want to look you in your eye
I want to look you in your eye
Want to look you in your eye
I want to look you in your eye
Oh, what the hell. I'm gonna temporarily "unshun" the Trump Dump ban.
Let's give Garrity a rare "McDonald's Golden Arches" dump.
And include a Golden Toilet participation ribbon as well.
Orange Prolapse tested, Orange Prolapse approved.
From 2004 to 2017, 36 Crazyfists have "preposterously fisted" the Burgh a grand total of 4 times. Never heard of 'em.
