Do you really think anyone liked the name "Blanche" the first time they heard it? --- George Costanza
With the exception of the Orange Prolapse, everyone hates the name Blanche. Todd too.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Regardless, I'm giving Todd Blanche the coveted Golden Toilet Award.
Well deserved for his heroic release of the redacted Epstein Files.
Todd Wallace Blanche
sonofsaf
Clown crap from Todd Wallace Blanche
That twat of yeast has plans
Stormy romance in Lake Tahoe Nevada, meh
McDonald Big Mac frowners
McDonald Quarter Pounders
Shitty Truth Social jokes that are meant to deceive
Mushroom tiny MAGA nation
Mushroom queer’s probably gay and
A Stormy Daniels horseface enemy
Clown crap from Todd Wallace Blanche
That twat of yeast has plans
Stormy romance in Lake Tahoe Nevada
Yeah, Trump has a job to blow
And his face a shitshow
Donald has no regret for creating a golem*
Donald’s the mother fuckin’ Ku Klux Klan
Coup, d’etat crime democrats can’t stand
Clown crap from Todd Wallace Blanche
(Clown his name is Todd)
Clown crap from Todd Wallace Blanche
(Clown crap from Todd Wallace Blanche)
Forty-seven’s a cunt
A filet ‘o fishin’ fuck
He is a tiny faggot and much more
Toilet of gold for a fool
Mangle and screw (the) golden rule
Got a pocket full of hardcore civil war
Clown crap from Todd Wallace Blanche
That twat of yeast has plans
Stormy romance in Lake Tahoe Nevada
Yeah, Trump has a job to blow
And his face a shitshow
Donald has no regret for creating a golem
Donald’s the mother fuckin’ Ku Klux Klan
Coup, d’etat crime democrats can’t stand
Clown crap from Todd Wallace Blanche
Gold, port-a-jons for yinz all
Gold, toilet will hear thy call
Clown crap from Todd Wallace Blanche
That twat of yeast has plans
Stormy romance in Lake Tahoe Nevada
Yeah, Trump has a job to blow
And his face a shitshow
Donald has no regret for creating a golem
Donald’s the mother fuckin’ Ku Klux Klan
Coup, d’etat crime democrats can’t stand
Clown crap from Todd Wallace Blanche
(Clown his name is Todd)
Clown crap from Todd Wallace Blanche
(Clown crap from Todd Wallace Blanche)
(Clown we must applaud Todd)
Down syndrome Todd Wallace Blanche
(DOJ’s Todd Wallace Blanche)
Saltwater Ranch
Brian Kelley
Down at the Saltwater Ranch
We got a beach bar band
We like to dance and drink pina coladas, yeah
It's got some outta towners
It's got some stick arounders
Mixed with some local folks that didn't ever leave
Some come for a week vacation
Some come here every day and
We're one big barefoot happy family
Down at the Saltwater Ranch
We got a beach bar band
We like to dance and drink pina coladas
Yeah, it's a lay real low
Kinda place you can go
When you wanna forget about all of your problems
You can catch a buzz, catch a neon tan
Man, a good time is always the plan
Down at the Saltwater Ranch
(Down at the down salt)
Down at the Saltwater Ranch
(Down at the Saltwater Ranch)
Soon as we open up
You can smell that coconut
We got a pirate flag hung on the door
Saddle up that sandy stool
Wrangle up you something cool
You can grab the bull by the horns by the shore
Down at the Saltwater Ranch
We got a beach bar band
We like to dance and drink pina coladas
Yeah, it's a lay real low
Kinda place you can go
When you wanna forget about all of your problems
You can catch a buzz, catch a neon tan
Man, a good time is always the plan
Down at the Saltwater Ranch
Yeah, come one come all y'all
Yeah, I'll be here 'til last call
Down at the Saltwater Ranch
We got a beach bar band
We like to dance and drink pina coladas
Yeah, it's a lay real low
Kinda place you can go
When you wanna forget about all of your problems
You can catch a buzz, catch a neon tan
Man, a good time is always the plan
Down at the Saltwater Ranch
(Down at the down salt)
Down at the Saltwater Ranch
(Down at the Saltwater Ranch)
(Down at the down salt)
Down at the Saltwater Ranch
(Down at the Saltwater Ranch)
Brian Kelley has been to the Burgh only once. He played at the Three Rivers Casino in the winter of 2023 for some kinda cunt-tree music showcase. I was not in attendance. Never heard of him.
No offense. Butt this song has a "cell phone conversation about the late Jimmy Buffett in a port-a-jon" kinda vibe.

