The Orange Prolapse recently endorsed Congressman Aaron Bean (R-FL).
| The cost of medication is trending downward. Like a tiny mushroom limp dick. |
| The D-g shit my homework! |
| Pam Bondi is a dumb blondie. |
| Gabs is all over the DC beltway. Ubiquitous. |
Aaron Bean for Congress? Uh, I dunno. Just ain't feelin' it.
People often ask me, "Saf, what's your favorite type of bean? Black, Navy, Kidney, Fava, Pinto, Lima, Soy, Mung?" Considering the peculiar selection of answers, this is a question I am willing to answer.
And the answer is (drumroll please)... Edamame!
Aaron Bean
sonofsaf
Her lust was a sin, a horseface grin
The votes were not real, gotta stop the steal
And you’re gonna find, Trump’s unrefined
A coup’s a crime called the big lie
Trump’s drinking Bud Light, Trump Vodka’s gay
Clown is queer, clown’s a bad lay
A piece of shit, he’s orange and fat
Truth Social regret none of that
Don’t spread the gay big lie
Aaron Bean, Aaron Bean
Tiny mushroom bone, tiny bone is a crime
Donald’s a cunt. Wish he would die.
Stormy’s tits to feel, but she didn’t squeal
Big Mac with fries is a McDonald’s meal
Hand bruises are sad, small hand disgrace
Daughter-cunt’s a whore, a golden toilet of waste
Don’t spread the gay big lie
Ivanka Kushner is a Jew
All because her husband is one too
Motorboatin’ tits of Stormy D.
Lake Tahoe’s here both far and near
Aaron Bean, Aaron Bean
Don’t spread the gay big lie
Aaron Bean
Don’t spread the gay big lie
Aaron Bean, Aaron Bean
Aaron Bean, Aaron Bean
Donald we defend
Donald we defend
Stormy’s the enemy
First Lady’s a whore, she’ll never BeBest
A piece of shit, toilet mess
Donald Trump’s a queer, Orange Prolapse stain
So outta line, disparaging nicknames
Don’t spread the gay big lie
Ivanka Kushner is a Jew, Jew, Jew
Aaron Bean, Aaron Bean
Aaron Bean, Aaron Bean
Glycerine
Bush
It must be your skin, I'm sinking in
It must be for real, 'cause now I can feel
And I didn't mind, It's not my kind
It's not my time to wonder why
Everything gone white, everything's grey
Now you're here, now you're away
I don't want this, remember that
I'll never forget where you're at
Don't let the days go by
Glycerine, glycerine
I'm never alone, I'm alone all the time
Are you at one? Or do you lie?
We live in a wheel where everyone steals
But when we rise, it's like strawberry fields
I treated you bad, you bruise my face
Couldn't love you more, you've got a beautiful taste
Don't let the days go by
Could've been easier on you
I couldn't change though I wanted to
It should have been easier by three
Our old friend fear and you and me
Glycerine, glycerine
Don't let the days go by
Glycerine
Don't let the days go by
Glycerine, glycerine
Glycerine, glycerine
Bad moon white again
Bad moon white again
As she falls around me
I needed you more, you wanted us less
I could not kiss, just regress
It might just be clear, simple and plain
Well that's just fine, that's just one of my names
Don't let the days go by
Could've been easier on you, you, you
Glycerine, glycerine
Glycerine, glycerine
My second parody of the shaved Bush classic. Five years ago, I penned #165. Quarantine.
From 1995 to the present, Bush has trimmed the Burgh an impressive 17 times. Never seen 'em.
