It looks like DHS Secretary Kristi Noem finally found someone to serve as her MAGA scapeGOAT.
Let's give the departing McLaughlin an esteemed Orange Prolapse Award.
| eh-steamed |
Well done!
Tricia, we're gonna miss ya!
Noem
sonofsaf
Not a king
In Washington, D.C.
News is fake
In Lake Tahoe it got very
Stormy
Value meals
McDonald’s you defend
And the lard
A Big Mac has the feel, of meat
Curtains
The Lake of Tahoe fucked you
The Lake of Tahoe screwed you
Ivanka Trump is a Jew
Ivanka Trump is a Jew
Epstein rape
Jeffrey’s businessmen
Sink the pink
Stormy Daniels’ tits are pretend
So pretend
Tiny mushroom just because
Viagra made it strong
Feel the burn
Mar-a-Lago ain’t the bible belt
G-string along
The Lake of Tahoe fucked you
The Lake of Tahoe screwed you
Ivanka Trump is a Jew
Ivanka Trump is a Jew
Home
Nine Inch Nails
Everything
Is catching up with me
I awake
To find I'm not at all where I
Should be
And it feels
I'm getting to the end
And it's hard
To figure out what's real, and what's
Pretend
To break from what we're tied to
God knows how much I've tried to
And I am still inside you
And I am still inside you
I escape
Every now and then
And to think
I find myself back here again
And again
I used to know who I was
Until you came along
I return
To the only place I've ever felt
That I belong
To break from what we're tied to
God knows how much I've tried to
And I am still inside you
And I am still inside you
From 1988 to 2013, Nine Inch Nails nailed the Burgh a grand total of 10 times.
Nine Inch Nails:
11-28-94, Civic Arena, Pittsburgh, PA
9-23-95, Star Lake Amphitheater, Burgettstown, PA (w/ David Bowie)
Gnome Top 10:
#1. Noem Sweet Noem: (Motley Crue --- Home Sweet Home)
#242. Cumming Noem: (Scorpions --- Coming Home)
#249. Sweet Noem South Dakota: (Lynyrd Skynyrd --- Sweet Home Alabama)
#301. Welcome Noem Planetarium: (Metallica --- Welcome Home Sanitarium)
#302. Who Says You Can't Blow Noem: (Bon Jovi --- Who Says You Can't Go Home)
#303. Noem: (Daughtry --- Home)
#497. Can't Stand Kristi Noem: (Blind Faith --- Can't Find My Way Home)
#515. Fuck The Leech: (Jane's Addiction --- Up The Beach)
#535. Welcome Noem: (King Diamond --- Welcome Noem)
#536. Noem: (Phish --- Foam)
#703. Noem: (Unknown --- universal meditation mantra)
#704. Asshole Noem: (Astrodome --- Houston ex-mayor, Roy Hofheinz)
#721. I Haunt Kristi Noem (Me Want Honeycomb --- Post Mills marketing dept.)#1009. Noem (Home --- Foo Fighters)
#1319. Kristi Noem's, Cunt Explodes (Take Me Home Country Roads --- John Denver)
#1813. Kristi Noem (Kodachrome --- Paul Simon)
#1816. Kristi Noem (Hell Is Chrome --- Wilco)
#2066. Noem (Roam --- The B-52's)
#2148. Kristi's, A Fucking Gnome (Mama, I'm Coming Home --- Ozzy Osbourne)
#2542. Cricket's Fucked (Lick It Up --- Kiss)
#2544. Cricket Has Died (Ticket To Ride --- The Beatles)
#3008. Kristi Lynn Noem (Autumn In Rome --- Tony Bennett)
#3009. Noem (Rome --- Destroyer)
#3011. Kristi Lynn Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3016. Kristi Noem (Heart Of Rome --- Elvis Presley)
#3025. Noem Crust (Dome Rust --- Guided By Voiced)
#3046. Noem (Rome --- Yeaslayer)
#3195. Kristi Noem (Stay At Home --- Men At Work)
#3196. Kristi Noem (Palindrome --- Azure Ray)
#3269. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- My Morning Jacket)
#3273. Kristi L. Noem (Under A Dome --- Of Monsters And Men)
#3687. Kristi's ICE (The Thin Ice --- Pink Floyd)
#3697. Kristi Noem (Room to Roam --- The Waterboys)
#3698. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Psychedelic Porn Crumpets)
#3739. Kristi Noem (When In Rome --- Mudhoney)
#3750. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Vein.fm)
#3751. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Said The Sky)
#3752. Kristi Noem (Welcome Home --- Sponge)
#3754. Noem (Home --- Nine Inch Nails)
